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Holland Oates

@phinsphan.bsky.social

Not your buddy, guy Lover of the Jams

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Holland Oates@phinsphan.bsky.social · 20h ago

I once had this described to me as a "Mona Lisa Poop" It was, of course, by some random dude at Summer Camp Fest, under a hot pop-up tent, in the middle of the fields, at like noon on Saturday, while they were hoovering up coke. Also said "if you wipe it doesn't count, you just have to know"

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 22h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.” “I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
Holland Oates@phinsphan.bsky.social · 24h ago

Phish playing Huntsville (several hours away yet about as close as they get to Memphis) the same nights as WSMFP at Mempho Fest (i can walk home from the shows) is unjust to me specifically

Holland Oates@phinsphan.bsky.social · 4d ago

Nice enough out that I don't need the giant stand fan blowing directly on me but that means I have to put on bugs spray. Unfortunately the nice weather does not get rid of mosquitoes like a 22" stand fan on full blast

NFL Daily News@insidenflnews.bsky.social · last wk.

Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison: "They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."

Brian Grubb@briancgrubb.bsky.social · 2w ago

one time a guy i know showed up to a cookout with like one extra shirt button undone and one of our friends saw him and immediately said "okay fabio" you need people like this in your life to keep you in check