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he/him, musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to @eathotchip.bsky.social i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe i'd rather be eating lemon pepper wings or watching a weird old film reba mcentire is Getting Away With It

online paid per post aipac stooges, please try to tell the normie democrats of michigan to vote for mike rogers over abdul el-sayed. they will probably pull out a flamethrower or some such implement and make you piss and shit where you stand

the dsa made me cut off my own penis and feed it to a passing bird, great strategy y'all, i'm from anchorage or bangor or some place like that btw we say y'all there

mamdani's social media: NYC, today is a monumental day. I've slain Gorlax the Spurious, the beast who lived in the sewers and ate children and small dogs. every conservative thinkpiece article: Slaying Gorlax the Spurious might *sound* appealing, but what if you don't have children or small dogs?

DSA’s largest chapter in the Southeast says: RUN, AOC, RUN! 🏃‍♀️ On Saturday, July 25th, a supermajority of members at our July General Meeting voted to urge Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to run for President of the United States in 2028.

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kyler murray below an 80 year old aaron rodgers really shows that "i don't like that guy" is the only metric that matters, with "i" being the proverbial good ol' boys. aaron rodgers remains the nfl's greatest example of randy newman's old adage, "he may be a fool, but he's our fool."

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Our 2026 NFL Quarterback Tiers results are here. The panel this year consisted of 21 execs and 29 coaches overall. Each voter placed 35 veteran QBs into five tiers, from best (Tier 1) to worst (Tier 5). nyti.ms/4yYcfln

i can kinda hit the low notes in "folsom prison blues," but that's the one upside of having a cold and surprisingly doesn't make the rest of it worth going through

*ewan mcgregor talking about archie gemmill after sex in trainspotting voice* i haven't lost my voice this badly since uga beat lsu 44-41 at sanford in 2013