Infantino just got CONCACAFed. First time I’ve used that joke and it being a positive thing. www.concacaf.com/competitions...

Statement on behalf of Concacaf and its 41 Member Associations  | Concacaf

Statement on behalf of Concacaf and its 41 Member Associations

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Jokes on them if they buy one of my used copies from my lit degrees and scan in my braindead margin commentary. But really never giving up a book again now.

AI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare books

If you have retreated to physical books because the internet is too full of AI slop, bad news — now they’re shredding the books to feed their AI slop machines.

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Now is the part where I’ve voted but stare at my ballot on the counter until the very last minute on the 4th and rush it to the nearest drop box. I could throw it in the mail slot up the street but that would take turning left instead of right at the light and my dog always chooses right on walks.

Friends canceling Sounders season tickets left and right. Folks in my section I’ve sat with for over 10 years cancelling. FO just letting it free fall seems like. 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile West Ham gets relegated and sees record season tickets. You can be losing the game but winning over the community.

We can verify the daily physical status of a specific Seattle raccoon but apparently we're completely unable to determine whether a United States Senator is alive or dead.

ContempraInn 🌹@contemprainn.bsky.social · 2w ago

Jimothy the racoon from Seattle keeps getting spotted

Ngl would be fucking hilarious if both of these bobbleheads came broken. Got to commit to the bit Sounders.

Jimothy is just a regular raccoon but with tech neck.

Not going to PDX away or BHUSA/DEFCON this year because mom will be in town. She’s saving me from watching Sounders get demolished again AND spending all my time at the bar with friends talking hacker shit while never attending a talk. Moms are really great at coming through when you need them.

Feel like all this OpenAI model escape shit is an IPO pump scam and is marketing bullshit. Takes a lot of harness and prompt work to get a model to operate autonomously. Smells fishy. Smells we need a bigger valuation-y.

The problem with training a bunch of hackers to bust into US companies and steal funds is that eventually they’re going to see a much bigger vault with worse security at home. Authors of their own pain. Glorious. www.dailynk.com/english/nort...

North Korea busts elite hacking ring inside its own banks

North Korea's spy agency arrested a ring of state-trained IT veterans who looted its central bank using cryptocurrency laundering schemes.

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ECS always sings about how we’ve won every trophy but technically we’ve never won the wooden spoon. Brian looking to finish off the trophy cabinet.

I might be late on this but Seattle OPCD updated their neighborhood snapshots across the city last month. Love this as a resource for getting a quick glimpse of neighborhood demographics. www.seattle.gov/planning-and...

"At first, I didn’t comprender what the announcers were saying. Except “¡Gooooooooooooool!” which is like the americano word for “goal,” but más grande. After a few días, I started to understand más y más. Los announcers on Telemundo were muy excited about fútbol! ¡It was contagioso!"

I Watched the Copa Mundial Non-Stop on Telemundo for Cinco Weeks and Now I Don’t Hablar Inglés Anymore

“Hola, Chad aquí, de Greenwich, Connecticut, a muy blanco área of los Estados Unidos. A few weeks ago, I decidir to watch Estados Unidos vs. Paraguay in fútb...

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Didn’t take me long to go from quit my job to acquire remote job to having a 40ft liveaboard boat to shall I make a life rule to never set foot on anything that isn’t an island again?

Feeling left out from this east coast explosive diarrhea trend here in the west so going to get Taco Bell for lunch today.

Seattle has been everything that an American World Cup host city could dream of being. I’ll be home in a few days, to begin the process of looking at what this summer’s legacy will be. But I won’t forget the time spent here, in a city that does it among the best of any in our country.

pulisic's 2026 world cup stats shots: 4 goals: 0 dispossessed: 2.73 per 90 commercials: 4

Gates are open and Seattle, the best soccer city in the country, is ready for the moment. Go Team USA!

Turns out the fifa peace prize can be traded like a get out of jail free card for one player on a red.

The most American shit in the world is having your public transit be half a mile away from the airport and to force people to walk a path then take half of that path, which runs through a parking garage already, for a little car that takes people who don’t want to walk to public transit.

#OTD 1979 – Sounders score 4 in 2nd half to smash Portland 5-1 before 34,012. Derek Smethurst nets only 2nd hat trick in club history by scoring in 52nd, 66th and 81st minutes. John Ryan converts pair of penalties.

When chef reveals it was Ratatouille cooking all along.

andré@andre-carlisle.bsky.social · last mo.

SACRÉ BLEU

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

Europe’s dead. Football belongs to the rest of the world now.

I’m ready for fully automated offside calls. If they’re going to have a laser call it off by a caked up forward then dedicate and have a light on the sideline that’s green/red. Shame though the game will favor attackers that have been overprescribed Noassatall by their physician.

I guess I was blabbing at the bar about how the USMNT needs to get their ego checked before the knockout rounds.

I remain a friend of the Swedes! Another Sweden game at the Swedish Club. I’ll need to make an excuse to come here post World Cup. Love this place.

Felt like posting some of my short form videos from the San Juans this weekend.

It’s only good vibes on the waterfront tonight.