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Chug Jug With You (Number One Victory Royale)
WAY AWAY by YELLOWCARD cover inbound
pantaloon | OFFBEAT OUT MIAOW 🙈@pantaloon.io · 4h agoIt's been two weeks since the launch of OFFBEAT, and today we're sharing a look at the Early Access Roadmap, and the various features, effects and instruments coming to the game in the month's ahead... ...starting with THE WORLD'S TINIEST VIOLIN store.steampowered.com/news/app/446...
everything aside: having a beard, balding, and being fat... this is just being over 35. if we were all models, we wouldn't be posters.
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 21h agoThis person is not human holy shit
also there is clearly a difference between slop implying anything about the quality of the thing you're consuming, and more about the way it's being consumed (voraciously, kneeling around a trough full of it with your closest buds)
headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com · 10h agomaybe this is just me being poisoned by doing bits, genuine possibility, but i feel like it’s been at least 6 months since calling things friendslop etc became mostly ironic and you can usually tell from context when someone means it earnestly because they are just seethingthly mad
EA's annual Ebitda is around $1.5 billion, which should be enough to service the interest payments. But the publisher has told debt investors that it will cut $700 million in annual costs including $170 million in "organizational efficiencies," per Bloomberg. In other words: mass layoffs
trains on time are a fake concept made up by big wanting to go home
this city's actually a joke. what's this toybox bullshit.
imagine watching the fire emblem direct and needing the basics of fire emblem explained to you
here. question of etiquette. i've been shortlisted for some, basically, "good at social media" accolade. but i've never heard of the agency putting it on, and i suspect you lot haven't either. my question is: how much of a big deal am i supposed to make this.
advise not ever checking this personally because you'll drive yourself insane: some jammy bellend who has almost certainly forgotten they even have an account won £50,000 on the premium bonds off £20 in the account
i choose to separate the art from the artist. by which i mean, you all seem nice i just don't want to read your opinions
Garrett Martin@garrettmartin.bsky.social · 3d agoI have been told which games writers secretly hate each other and apparently it’s “all of them”?
House House's Big Walk is equally smart as their Untitled Goose Game in the way it wields its silliness, similarly playful and exuberant, and stuffed with innumerable delightful little touches. Otherwise, it's not much like Untitled Goose Game at all. Our review: https://bit.ly/3RFnP49
such a funny quote in this from a Reset guy that's confused as to how this happened mate try reading the actual news as well as the games news occasionally
IGN@ign.com · 2d agoMicrosoft has increased the price of its consoles by more than a third in Europe. https://bit.ly/4hc04Lu
so funny to return to console exclusive games at exactly the most expensive conditions to produce and sell consoles. it's like if the mayor from jaws wanted to open up the beach BECAUSE there was a shark.
It's boring and expensive but infrastructure is the best way to deal with the future. Water companies should have been building reservoirs, but they've been loading up with debt and paying dividends. Nationalise, build, and prepare for this being what summer is now.
Relentless UK heatwaves turn ‘green and pleasant land’ brown
Visible impact of warming climate is impossible to ignore across landscapes that have been starved of rainfall
theguardian.com
You'd have to read to the thirteenth paragraph to discover the pull quote for the title was from Marcus Siding, a 23-year-old Swedish man living in Sweden that wanted to become a cop, but his ADHD diagnosis at the age of 12 barred him by law from becoming a Swedish cop Seems relevant
its a silent cartography / chucking sticks at gold elites / the kind of shit made by 343
The Marx quote came up and it always makes me think of one of the GOAT tweets
![Tweet by Joe Kerr @societylivr1984:
There's an old saying in Schelling-I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling-that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... tragedy... the second time as... as... it's funny if it happens again
[Attached is a photo of George W Bush at a microphone]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:455ovagdvxrpidbm2mevqj3q/bafkreiarl4osuzbgobzdw4k6afhtiyeagkeezhoas5gsao6hn73etyldxa)
If we’re discussing covid, back in August 2020 the Prime Minister of the UK, Rishi Sunak, introduced a programme that subsidised £850m for people to congregate in enclosed spaces and get infected with the disease that killed people, then the state broadcaster depicted him as a superhero
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
spied da man? uh, yeah? he was a major part of the movie?
![R.I.: Luftrauser was just crazy jam game that we made in two days back in 2011. It was this simple Flash game that we really liked, so we decided to follow up on it. Luftrausers was mentioned [proposed] first when we were pulling out of a deep depression caused by Ridiculous Fishing being cloned, and Jan Willem prototyped the first build on an airplane out of 2013's Game Developers Conference. Luftrausers changes a lot about the original. Players can now build one of over a hundred different airplane combinations, there are missions to be completed to unlock the game and the enemy roster was upgraded significantly. We refused to look at the original game while creating the first few prototypes of Luftrausers. One of the most interesting stories from development is that, while the original jam game took us less than 48 hours to create, the sequel took weeks to get up to that same level of quality we remembered from the original. It wasn't until we recreated the feeling we remembered from the Flash game in Luftrausers that we allowed ourselves to play the original. When we opened the original Luftrausers we were baffled. The original game was so boring and flat compared to the new prototype we had. We'd been building Luftrausers to equal our memories of a game built to make you feel good. In the new game, we had made the game to feel as good as we remembered the original game to feel, and the nostalgia goggles definitely were part of that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j7g5d6zzh7dzso2ldq6lhe5e/bafkreiaakulcbr52kunw66mkxvat3r4v34hwzgwaachy5rawtf63iqkcbi)
