The defence of my butt card comes in the form of the Slaters salesman who said "you're very well endowed at the back" 😌
Debby Ryan's Iconic Smirk
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Neutrogena Foam Cleanser
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I'm not just a little bit Alexis, I'm also a huge fucking mess.✨️ 27 |⚡️👨🔧 | 🏳️🌈 | 🇬🇧 | 🎥 | 🎵 | 📺 | 🏋♂️ He/Him SOTD (Spotify) - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5aUZM7OhE5FAlAIfN5nQeU Letterboxd - https://boxd.it/8P4aJ
I'm going to need a bigger wallet for all these cards I'm supposed to be defending
I celebrated #fcf offline today by treating myself to a little 40 minute 🍆🧎♂️ on my way home from a long day 🤭
Who needs enemies when your phone decides to snooze your alarm for you 😐
Tell me how I spent longer driving around trying to find a shop that sells rice noodles than I did driving home from work (which is a 30 minute drive) 🙃
I am way too hungover for you all to have such pretty dicks like can you all either stop or form an orderly queue 😮💨
Mommy doesn't get drunk she just has fun - Linda Belcher
Absolutely feral but fully dying right now
Who's The Most Hungover?
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Whoever thinks that they might be tempted to try the hot honey mcflurry....don't it is rats (it's not even the spice I actually like the twist of heat in something inherently cold but the honey tastes awful) 😞
What a fun fucking time that was! Sébastien Vaniček come and collect your bj for some of the best directing I've seen in horror for a while 🔥
Finally sitting myself down and watching The Evil Dead (1981). I don't know about Evil Dead but I'd like to recreate Human Centipede with Ash and Scott 🫦
Happy Leo season! I can’t wait to be correct about everything during this time <3
Feel like there has been alot of me on here lately, so here's some of my favourites from last weeks camping trip.
The Fantanas walked so The Cheetah Girls could run
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GUNCLE duties mean not letting them win at anything 😌 Also am I into harnesses now? More as the story unfolds #mcm #monochromemonday
Ok computah, find me the person responsible for the package change on the McVities Club
Peter Griffin Meg Griffin
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I have only been at work for 2 hours and I'm ready for the weekend 😴 taking sugar daddy applications in the replies 🙏
Bridesmaids: Help Me, I'm Poor
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I didn't watch any of that match but I did catch the attempted brawl at the end and all I have to say is....fuck the Spain lads are fittt 🥵
The absolute anguish of making my own garaettok just so I could make tteokbokki was almost too much to handle...but fuck, this is delicious 👌
Yum Yum Chewing Cartoon
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As a vers guy, why are the nudes that make me look like a total bottom always the easiest to take 😮💨 I DO use my dick I swear!! 😭
‘i dont swing that way bro’ ‘you dont even have to swing, all you have to do is sit’ 😏
Sundays like this are made for lazy makeout sessions and not getting out of bed...not mine but it should be 😮💨
Cuddles Guy Cuddles
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Netflix: oh people really love this series...lets cancel it cause its not worth the money Also Netflix: people definitely want to watch the first season of Stranger Things again with a shitty 80s filter over the top of it
Stan Marsh: What The Hell Are We Doing?
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i wish i could jack off all day and edge but like, i just wanna cum and be done lol. that’s too much effort
Off out for my dad's birthday... got dressed...feeling myself... walk out the door...wind blows it shut and traps my over shirt...covers it in oil ☹️
A5m Albert
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