Haunted once again… A 3 year old in Bluey pyjamas watched ICE shoot her father dead Then his lifeless body dragged from the car & handcuffed He had a Social Security # He wasn’t even the man they were after Not fleeing Not undocumented Now dead America, you are so broken.
‘Thank you, darling… have a good time’ A bully and a vile misogynist.
WATCH: “Where’s the evidence? You’ve never presented any evidence.” Unhinged, lying Trump has a MELTDOWN and WALKS OFF when Welker refuses to let him get away with lying about rigged elections. Finally some pushback.
LAUGHABLE front page from The Express… A newspaper that backs Reform whose leader and MPs voted against laws on: Stalking Harassment Drink spiking Upskirting …and sharing intimate images without consent. A pathetic excuse of a newspaper.
This is appalling. How on earth can the trip planned by King Charles possibly go ahead after this?
Current US Policy: If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
BOOM! Now over 90,000 signatures. Let’s get it to 100,000 and get this done! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
🚨BOOM!! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 50,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
45,200 and rising
🚨The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has already passed 40,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done Please sign and share 🙏 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
I’d have thought nothing cuts more against our precious British values than selling out your country for Russian bribes… And yet Reform, the right‑wing press, and all those self‑styled guardians of these values have nothing to say …funny that.
A great day for the golden rule of political analysis: when the right wins it is a resounding ideological victory that humiliates the left and when the left wins it is a precarious fluke that will surely end up humiliating the left. Conservatives are power’s landlords and the left merely tenants
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New on the blog... Can't remember the last time I enjoyed a new place this much (not in #Cardiff, anyway) Went 3x last week, tipped a few off, everyone who has already been has loved it. You need to know about this place. (The next Lahore, perhaps..?) www.theplatelickedclean.co.uk/afghan-cuisi...
Does the AI industry get it's electricity free too? Maybe all industries shouldn't have to pay for their raw materials either? Or here's a better idea - Nick Clegg could get his head out of his arse.
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
I’m going to: Leicester, Northampton, Bristol, Edinburgh, Newcastle, York, London, Birmingham, Manchester, Milton Keynes, Taunton, Southend, Cambridge, Southampton, Leeds, Liverpool, Guildford and Brighton. I also have a few previews coming up - including Frome and Angel Comedy this week…
Are you in or near Henley? I've just added a last minute extra tour preview there on 25 Sept - come along! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/honk-henle...
Honk! Henley comedy September 25
Live stand-up comedy at The Relais Henley with Matt Green, Richard Stott & Frances Keyton
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What’s the correct name for someone who is paid public money to represent UK citizens in Parliament but instead chooses to go before a Congressional Hearing in the US to slag off the UK and urge Trump’s government to take action against us?
The way Tice keeps going on about this, you'd almost think he'd received £2.3m from people with links to fossil fuels and climate change denial. Oh, hang on...
It is so pathetic, I can't be arsed to think of something witty
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And if you're not in Camden OR Edinburgh my tour tickets are available here: www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
Matt Green Tickets, Tour and Concert Dates – www.livenation.co.uk
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I'm then heading to @edfringe.bsky.social at the end of the month and there are still tickets available for all shows there - although do book early if you can as some shows are starting to look busy already... edinburgh.justthetonic.com/event/88:4930/
Just the Tonic Edinburgh – The best of comedy in the UK
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Given that she was The Foreign Secretary at the time of the leak, what exactly is she shocked about?!
And by ‘practical plan’ you mean the illegal one that didn't work, cost £700m with a projected total cost of £10bn and only resulted in three people being paid £3k each to go to Rwanda. That practical plan?
Looking for uncompromisingly spiced Sri Lankan cooking, hefty portions and value for money? Fresh on the blog, it's Canton's new Cuisines Negombo. My thoughts: www.theplatelickedclean.co.uk/cuisines-neg...
Cuisines Negombo Sri Lankan restaurant, Canton, Cardiff: review - The Plate Licked Clean
Cuisines Negombo sits where the interesting but short-lived Rasathi did. Unlike Rasathi, though, you can now eat in on a solitary table: so there is no need now to eat your Sri Lankan order in Victori...
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Spray paint a Tesla: domestic terrorism Targeted political assassination spree: not terrorism
On the lack of federal terrorism charges in Minn. killings, Acting U.S. Attorney Joseph Thompson says they "brought the charges that we think are appropriate right now."
Voters overwhelmingly back tax on wealthy to protect public services A poll commissioned by the Trades Union Congress (TUC), found the public support tax increases on the wealthy and big businesses by a margin of almost two to one - 58% to 28% www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Voters overwhelmingly back tax on wealthy to protect public services
A poll commissioned by the Trades Union Congress (TUC), found the public support tax increases on the wealthy and big businesses by a margin of almost two to one - 58% to 28%
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On Tuesday, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt made a series of claims about the BBC's coverage of events in Gaza on Sunday. We've looked at the claims - and the number of misrepresentations and untruths that they contained. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Ros Atkins on... The White House claims on BBC Gaza coverage
On Tuesday White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt launched an attack on the BBC's coverage of reports that Israeli forces had killed Palestinians near an aid distribution centre in Gaza. She cla...
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Says the man who gave us the biggest tax burden since the War, highest ever national debt, largest fall in living standards on record and committed the biggest act of self-harm in our history with Brexit. Time to shut the fuck up you shambling oaf.