Bring back Big Titty Goth Sphinxes for 6 mana that do one thing on ETB and sit around waiting to combo kill people.

I do think the whole world would be a much better place if there was more aspirations to “busy and enduring dive bar” tiers of success.

r o o@jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 8h ago

It's like running into a dingy dive bar and yelling "HEADS UP, THIS PLACE ISN'T DOING AS WELL AS THE BAR AT THE W HOTEL IN TIMES SQUARE" Like ok well the W doesn't let you do coke bumps by the garnishes, what are we talking about here

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My battle with windows updates and bricked editting software are not over, but with workarounds we get to talk about dead Badgers, Granny bashing, and whether or not any of that will save Standard.

Will This Save Standard?

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So it turns out this is a replicable error in Audacity too, and I am not alone - as people are posting on the Audacity user forums. Windows Update maybe? Will post a solution once I find one.

PleasantKenobi@pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · yesterday

Same error when upgrading to the new Vegas 2026 - any ideas on why it bricks everytime I try to save the file?

Guess the card. 8 dollars in paper, 90 bucks on MTGO. What do you think?

Goodby, sweet Gran-Gran

alright #cubefam, last chance if you think I should make any changes before #CubeCon

Cube Cobra List: aquaone powered

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Same error when upgrading to the new Vegas 2026 - any ideas on why it bricks everytime I try to save the file?

PleasantKenobi@pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · yesterday

No video today, because Vegas Pro decided to randomly break on me. I can no longer save files at all. It "stops working" everytime I try. I can run it as Administrator, but then I can't drag and drop from Windows explorer, completely fucking my workflow. What a load of shit.

Magix sold Vegas to Boris Fx this year. And suddenly my program is unstable and doesnt work And Boris FX have Vegas now as a monthly subscription, just like Adobe do This all fucking sucks, and I sure hope a big prominent YouTuber talks about this in a video soon to give me some sense of catharsis

PleasantKenobi@pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · yesterday

No video today, because Vegas Pro decided to randomly break on me. I can no longer save files at all. It "stops working" everytime I try. I can run it as Administrator, but then I can't drag and drop from Windows explorer, completely fucking my workflow. What a load of shit.

No video today, because Vegas Pro decided to randomly break on me. I can no longer save files at all. It "stops working" everytime I try. I can run it as Administrator, but then I can't drag and drop from Windows explorer, completely fucking my workflow. What a load of shit.

Content simply about how expensive your cards/deck are is garbage and I strongly dislike this trend in Magic If we want less bounties and collector chase cards taking already expensive product "to the moon" alongside price gouging, then maybe a culture of "this is a game" is needed more than ever

4 of the 5 bans today are Universes Beyond cards. Whilst a bad look, it does dismiss some of that feeling that those cards get an easier ride. Full video tomorrow.

Seeded content creator packs are getting out of hand.

Benjamin Wheeler@wheeler.bsky.social · 3d ago

Playing at my local Hobbit prerelease and I’m going to be spending the event dragon deez boats across the harbour.

This looks fantastic.

TrekMovie.com@trekmovie.bsky.social · 3d ago

Klingon Kard

Truth be told, people would be alot less upset with Instagram MTG Ambassadors if the product allocation wasnt scuffed and the premium boxes weren't being price gouged up to 700eu/$1000. The frustrations are very valid - but the wrong people are getting the barbed feedback.

I empathize with young creators stoked about getting stuff and the opportunity to work with a brand they love. I empathize with fans seeing folks showing off free stuff when things have never been more expensive. Feels weird and unfair. I feel like people are being setup to fail here.

Had a lot of fun playing Limited, amd talking about Hobbit stuff with folk. Armies of Elves vs armies of Dwarves is in fact, my jam. Even when I'm feeling all Tolkien-ed out, Magic delivers. Also, my Gandalf shot a Bee with a firework and killed it. TOLKIEN

PleasantKenobi@pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 5d ago

I'm at the Hobbit prerelease and I havent opened a single photorealistic Orlando Bloom. What the fuck is going on.

I’ve seen little to no anger about channels making early gameplay videos, or deck techs, or draft tutorials, or whatever. If ambassadors used the product to make more substantial content, they - and the program - would not get that kind of response.

I'm at the Hobbit prerelease and I havent opened a single photorealistic Orlando Bloom. What the fuck is going on.

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Condensing the number of creature types in Magic to lower complexity/allow more synergy between cards is reasonable - losing Viashino is a fair trade off. But the loss of Viashino and Homarid in one breath, and adding Gorn and Talosian in the next reeks of one hand not talking to the other.

Surely there is some mistake! There's no way this tax applies to me, a retired diplomat who lives in Paris who spent millions of dollars renovating the 12 million dollar apartment I never intended to live in. There must be some mistake

JVG 骨@jasonv.bsky.social · 6d ago

Who? Me??

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Bengineering@bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 6d ago

Watching a video and having one of the cast say they play Magic, and proceed to explain that its a 4 player game and im like

Only two months ago we were told Print To Demand Secret Lairs were "untenable from a business perspective" And now the Miku deck is going to a version of Print To Demand I really do feel for those that have to keep up on top of and communicate the ever changing business plan of their overlords

Hatsune Mikue Secret Lair Changes Everything (Again)

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I'll take Badgey-esque side character that are themselves a parody of obnoxious digital assistants (think Clippy, in Microsoft Word if you are old enough) over photorealistic depictions of Benedict Cumberbatch on chase rares.

Miabyte🎙️ — Never the threat.@miabyte.bsky.social · 7d ago

For real some of y'all are being so weird about this card and treating it like it's embarrassing to see in MTG. Like it's the worst thing in the world to have something jovial and odd in a game. If you're taking a trading card game that seriously, you really need to revaluate some things. Grow up.

Universes Beyond, don't let us down.

Brand New Day was great. Tom Holland is the best live action Spidey

Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real

Wait... we have Star Trek spoilers now? *eyes cross over*