You play as a customer at a Philly-area Quizno's: the game is hoag-like.

@summersland.bsky.social · last wk.

You play as an adorable smiling shiba in, the game is doge-like.

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

So the Dodgers have Skubal. The Tigers have Hope. The rest of the league has no Skubal, and no hope. The rest of this season's not going to be fun to watch.

Fantasy is when the sword glows. Science fiction is when the glow is the sword.

Ron V 🏳️‍🌈@rvillanova312.bsky.social · 2w ago

Science fiction is when you call it aliens. Fantasy is when you call it gods.

Downplay a book or movie: Exactly As Many Visitors As I Wanted Over This Next 100 Years

🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her]@alexandraerin.com · 2w ago

Downplay a book or movie: We Have Sometimes Lived in a Castle

Downplay a book or movie: Howl's Stationary Residence

🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her]@alexandraerin.com · 2w ago

Downplay a book or movie: We Have Sometimes Lived in a Castle

Musical icon’s miniaturized buckets: Nine Inch Pails

🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her]@alexandraerin.com · last mo.

Trent Reznor investigates the oversized map of the realms: Nine Inch Dales

"Verify your age" The first Christmas present I clearly remember was an NES.

TheDiva@musicalhell.bsky.social · last mo.

"Verify your age" I remember ashtrays in the armrests of airplane seats.

You've panicked at your last disco.

🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her]@alexandraerin.com · 2mo ago

You've saved your last Ferris.

America Presents: Weird Al Yankovic - Son of the Unfortunate Return of the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour, aired live on C-SPAN and posted to the official White House YouTube account so anyone can watch it for free. (Special request: This Land is Your Land as the encore song.)

Erik Hane@erikhane.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Okay but What would YOUR totally gratuitous White House lawn event be, if YOU were the mad king of a dying superpower

Very important public service announcement

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? Finally did it. www.82-0.com/share?id=Bk6...

Europa Missions xkcd.com/3234/

catholics: oh hey u guys are back early me: pope's woke catholics: what? me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke

bluesky: we are pivoting to AI [site catches on fire] bluesky: this was not the fault of AI

+++ Wishing a most wonderful 96th birthday, to John Astin, who was born on this day, the 30th of March 1930, & best known to us the much loved Gomez Addams, & now sadly the only surviving member of the original cast! +++ #JohnAstin #GomezAddams #theaddamsfamily #OTD #AmericanGothic #addamsfamily

I've seen this going around, might as well post my 9 as well. my9games.com

Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl@marzgurl.com · 5mo ago

I think some of these titles could cycle out with other titles depending on what day you ask me, but they're all games I would come back to repeatedly. my9games.com

I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere

Describe your favorite games poorly: - fashionable delinquents perform invasive, nonconsensual therapy - sorry, kid, your uncle died and now you're a noble, if you can find his desk (series) - ****ing crystals, how do they work? - ballistic therapy causes stubborn mailman to resolve desert war

Micah@rincewind.run · 6mo ago

Describe your favorite games poorly: - stabbing monsters is way easier than deciding between superpowered girlfriends or being a dad - my brain disintegration has been put on hold until I acquire every sick-ass car in this city - saving the galaxy from space squid with the power of friendship

Ruin a movie by adding a Supreme Court Justice, Fields Medal winner, Lady Byng Trophy awardee, or actor/actress who has appeared as a guest star on THE LOVE BOAT: Ratelletouille Quackenbushwhacked Lucky Number Slavin

Adam Bonin@adambonin.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Ruin a movie by adding a Supreme Court Justice, Fields Medal winner, Lady Byng Trophy awardee, or actor/actress who has appeared as a guest star on THE LOVE BOAT: Lloyd Bridges of Madison County

I haven't seen him yet, so "encounter" is stretching it, but I've been reliably informed that Sam Reich has been here the whole time.

Muskrat 8647@muskratjohn.bsky.social · 6mo ago

What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter? Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...

Slightly diminish a band: Godspeed You! Black Viscount

The Orion@gettheorion.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Slightly diminish a band: MiniVan Halen

My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.

devil may cam@greeneggzandcam.bsky.social · 7mo ago

ICE is in Philly posing as Septa workers

Ruin two bands by combining them: ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Kennedys

The Orion@gettheorion.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Ruin two bands by combining them: AC/BeeGees

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? The Philadelphia Flyers and Vancouver Canucks. It doesn't matter who's coming, it's not going to go well.

jsaquella@jsaquella.bsky.social · 8mo ago

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? In my case, probably nobody

Me, when Philadelphia sports happen:

Now, far be it from me to get too deeply involved in whether or not another city's sports teams move within their broader sphere of influence, but under no circumstances whatsoever should any franchise consider moving to Gary, Indiana. Let me say it once again...

Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com · 8mo ago

The Chicago Bears are considering a move to northwest Indiana amid growing concerns that Illinois lawmakers will not approve the financial incentives needed to build a new stadium in Arlington Heights, a top team official told the Tribune.

Looking to get organised this holiday season? Well the folks at @gamegenic.com are helping me to help! Giving away: 1 x Dungeon Pro 1 x Playmat 2 x Bastion 100+ Xl 2 x Gamegenic Sleeves Just share this post, follow me and Gamegenic - and we will draw a winner after Christmas! #sponsored

This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there. Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online. Anyone have any leads?

Insert a movie into another movie: Seven Brides, And Then There Were None, For Seven Brothers

The Orion@gettheorion.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Insert a movie into another movie. Ernest Goes to Sleep Away Camp