im betting big on money not mattering some time within the next 5 years
im training to become the greatest reader of all time by doing 10 words a day, 1000 reps each. im on "abbreviation"
(ABRUPTLY FURROWING MY BROW AND STROKING MY CHIN AFTER LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD) and yet the humor of spongebob's reaction belies the seriousness of his condition..
if i saw one of these in real life my entire worldview would instantly crumble
i got a year in prison for stealing someones idea in second grade
ive had a deep spiritual connection to the crowned pigeon ever since i replied to that snakeroot post a few hours ago
ive honed my senses to the point that words can no longer enter my field of vision. the light simply bounces off my retinas
please dont ask if im a police officer because legally i have to tell you if i am
(Gf is showing her friend around our house, I'm sitting on the couch watching tv) Gf: This is the living room. Friend: Wow, nice tv! Gf: Watch this (Gf pulls out a bubble wand and blows bubbles into the living room. I run around the living room popping them with glee) Gf: He loves his bubbles.
embracing giant squid mindset by eating a meal so large it gives me brain damage
imprinted on my baby ducks and now were all walking in a big circle
I once saw a skittle break free of its exoskeleton and double in size
THE MOLDLIKE HOMIE: you gonna finish that any time in the next 6 months?
going beaced mode on room temperature cheese #moldlifestyle
HER: please stop saying "culminate" ME: okay. did you come to pass
okay im putting my foot down. i refuse to stand for any principle whatsoever
leaving combative replies to my own posts like a betta fish seeing his reflection in the aquarium glass
sitting through a really good ad and pulling up the wikipedia article for commercials