PorkchopTBP aka The Casual Tornado
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Here on official Godzilla business!!! I hate sports. Former Sam Rothstein dancer. Perfect 5⭐️ Uber rating. The same decaying organic matter as everything else. Tweets & thoughts are my own. (He/Him)
That's the label they're planning to use to put these 740,963 Michiganders into prison. That's the plan. Don't be caught off guard when they implement it!
Bob Geiger@bobgeiger.bsky.social · 5h agoBreaking: 740,963 Michigan primary voters shocked to find that they are communists.
He’s making the right people very angry and very scared. Good.
AL.com@al.com · 5h ago“The fact that this man can win is unbelievable,” Sen. Katie Britt said on Fox News. Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed has been critical of American foreign policy, particularly regarding Iran, Israel, and the pro-Israel lobbying group AIPAC.
Given because they certainly have not earned it.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 19h agoTrump: "I think we should be given an A+ on the economy"
good reminder that before the counting is over, election results don’t tighten. at no point is anyone trailing. nobody moves closer. they’re just tabulating the polls. it’s a fixed number that just isn’t done yet. to say otherwise is bad journalism but even worse math.
Hope y’all enjoyed the college football game while y’all had it.
Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 22h agoEA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest
Our thoroughly corrupt electoral system.
Fucking hell the White House is gonna make me look up and post the pig with a full on log on its balls???
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Suzanne Mo..... Holy fuck they put information in the post!
AL.com@al.com · yesterdayLongtime host Suzanne Moore Snider, known for her decades on WHMA, has died at 64.
There are. There’s plenty you could talk about, and plenty more you can’t talk about. But there certainly are MANY options.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Genuinely wondering if people know what happened to the dodgers in the 2017 World Series
@chrisjp94.bsky.social · 3d agoThings always seem to break the Dodgers way whether its in free agency, the playoffs or acquiring players in trade for less than expected
They’re also WOEFULLY unprepared for how fast the real bad shit will arrive. One day we’ll wake up to “if you voted democrat you’re a criminal and you’re going to jail” and that’ll just be… it. The west coast won’t even have warning.
Chantal James@chantalalive.blacksky.app · 2d agoI be real tired of folks acting like we waiting for the fascist crisis to come. They keep their heads in the future like it's on the horizon to stay paralyzed about how it's right here, right now. We're not waiting for this to be a dictatorship or authoritarianism. You live the disaster now.
I'm going to alienate some people now. Abortion is a critical part of gynecological care. Full stop. Hormonal birth control is used by many individuals simply to regulate difficult menstrual cycles. Legislators who don't understand the minutiae of reproductive biology should SHUT THE FUCK UP.
IT cannot happen quickly enough. I an so fucking ready for it to happen.
The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 2d agoPresident Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v
I'm really glad that ESPN got rid of a talented and knowledgeable dude like Ryan Clark so they could pay a sleeveless punter more money so Aaron Rodgers could be on TV complaining about Dr. Fauci. What the absolute fuck is wrong with everyone
Fun fact: Nobody owns land. Land will exist long beyond when we are all dead and gone, our names nothing but a whisper, a curse, or a blessing.
Josh Morsell@joshmorsell.bsky.social · 2d agoWriting the Public Out of Public Lands, and the Billion-Dollar Dinner Behind It open.substack.com/pub/morethan...
So she doesn’t have serious political aspirations for the future. Noted.
Democracy Docket@democracydocket.com · 2d ago“I honestly don’t believe that it will be any time soon that we are going to revive the Voting Rights Act,” former Vice President Kamala Harris said. Now, she believes, it's up to voters to turn out the vote in the greatest numbers ever seen to ensure their full participation in democracy.
Do you have to look like a complete fuckin’ weirdo to become a CEO or…?
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
We’re also funding death squads but what’s really offensive is that somewhere out there a poor person might be able to eat
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
I’m so glad he’s not gonna be relevant beyond Week 5.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2d ago
Wait. I thought their whole thing is not wanting “biological males” to play against women.
Sonicscrewdriv4@sonicscrewdriv4.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...