Do you think people in the Star Trek universe know how to type on a keyboard? Or are they all iPad kids
sensitive baby trash mouth
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aloof wife of the cascadia subduction zone toast and uglydogs adjacent but mostly off in my own little world transphobes: eat shit and die
About to do some cross stitch even tho I know it'll fuck up my wrist and I'll pay for it tomorrow
Imposing a household ban on Rubik's cubes
Maebs says this isn’t the color sunbeam she ordered and she’d like to exchange it for the correct one
Stay healthy! Avoid fresh air and don't eat fruits or vegetables
I am trying to buy a roller bag (at the last minute, my own fault) and literally every bag that’s advertised as being 22x14x9 is actually larger??? No wonder ppl are fighting for overhead bin space, no one wants to get caught (I generally check a bag or only have a small duffel)
11yo asked me to measure her today, and she’s almost 5’6”. genetics are wild
Bulldoze the arena and turn it into a public sex forest.
OPB@opb.org · 6d agoPortland Trail Blazers officials told city councilors the city needs to do more than just help fund a renovation of the Moda Center if it wants to assure the Blazers’ long-term presence in Oregon.
We got the 11yo a phone a few months ago and shes been COMPLETELY ignoring it but today she realized she can use it to take photos of the dogs and send them to everyone she knows
Guess who’s got 1 working thumb and a referral to a hand specialist for a steroid shot 🙌
they should sell bath and body products with like, half-strength fragrance
I haven’t been to pottery in over two months, partly because of my schedule but mostly because of my wrist problems 😩 I don't want to cancel my studio membership but I also don’t want to waste money every month!
I was so sure I’d “just get a babysitter” every time I wanted to go out and do stuff but I was an anxious parent with an anxious first child, and it turns out good babysitters are hard to find and cost a lot of money!!!! O well rip my social life (I’ve adapted, it’s been 12 years)
Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social · last wk.Hey parents of bsky: What are some theories of parenting you were very confident in right up until you had your own kids?
Performing the ritual (slamming a Diet Coke while my husband runs to the hardware store in the middle of our Really Quick And Easy household project)
Look who graduated from his Basic Skills class today!
The best thing I’ve done for my skin is to move to a house where the mirror is a little further away from the counter so I can’t see every single pore or blemish and obsess about it
Do you think Jim Davis also hated Mondays and loved lasagna or is he just that good of a writer?
Oops I did it again (gave someone the hard sell on the minivan when they asked for advice on 3-row SUVs)
I accidentally bought vegan low sodium kim chi and honestly: what is the fucking point
YESSSSS
Phuoc Nguyen (Fook Win) ✍️@phuocerman.bsky.social · 2w ago🌹NEWS | Portland Thorns forward Morgan Weaver is officially removed from the season-ending injury (SEI) list and will be available for selection tomorrow vs Gotham FC #BAONPDX #NWSL She is set to make her first appearance and minutes since November 2024 (Playoff quarterfinals vs GFC).
I got carded at a restaurant last week, and just now a door to door salesguy asked me “is this your house? Are you over 18” and frankly, I am old enough that this is no longer flattering, just strange
It is DISGUSTING outside (95 humid-by-pnw-standards and smoky) and I had to pick the 11yo and her friend up early from camp, they’re so bored but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I wasn’t planning on having 3 kids here, and it’s too gross to go anywhere, THIS IS WHY WE INVENTED TV
I bought a DNA test for Bandit but he’s SO scared of the swab that he hides every time he sees it
It’s so hot I’m wearing a tank top (rare for me!) and then every time I pass a mirror I’m like WHOA who’s that bitch with the exposed shoulders
Touching grass isn't enough, I need to become one of those abominations from Annihilation and merge fully with the horrors of nature