hey, they can't all be ein absoluter Knaller

prdx4.bsky.social@prdx4.bsky.social · 2d ago

these See's lollipops are a real Monkey's Paw...

these See's lollipops are a real Monkey's Paw...

Making oatmeal from scratch never comes out like a real dish, it always tastes like "some bullshit"

It’s astonishing how far ahead the 2026 El Niño is. The red line is 2026. The other warmest El Niños are the colored lines. It’s not even playing in the same league. Some of this is of course due to this natural El Niño cycle on top of long-term ocean warming… 1/

actual thing that very nearly happened to me today

In my country, we just call them "cigarette lighters"

francis@dilfkink.kindboys.online · last wk.

my army of fag enablers will be hearing about this

The weather says Free Palestine

my grandfather is showing us obviously staged brainrot "pranks" on the television...

#deltarune animation hooray 🌟

Not true according to Banana Man

punkitt ‼️🧣@punkitt.bsky.social · 2w ago

Yuuuup DND honor among thieves still kicks ass

This is why billionaires deserve to rule society: most of us mortals require intoxication to forget incredibly basic information, while these titans of industry can do it *on their own*

Kotaku@kotaku.com · last wk.

Nvidia CEO Doesn't Care That Kids Are Forgetting Basic Math Because Of AI: 'I Actually Don't Know My Address'

Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.  May peace be our future.

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

my latest peanut butter and jelly was an utter mess, a complete disgrace as an epicurean, i am, quite frankly, embarrassed

you know you need less screentime when you're looking at ripples on a bay and think "gee this looks like IMAGE_DEPTHS"

it's like unfair how good twilight princess is

CHUD Spamton be like: "BILLIONS MUST [Buy Buy Buy]!"

I am sorry

🔞YellowJackinit🔞 commissions open@yellowjackinit.bsky.social · 8mo ago

If Scratch & Grounder were lesbians, Robotnik would say, "YOU SAPPHIC SIMPLETONS!" whenever they let Sonic get away.

they found out that Bugs Bunny is cute and the whole TL is wilding now... Bugs Bunny's been cute for years, that's why I'm confused

Why did nobody tell me how beautiful Sandra Hüller is... This knowledge was kept from me...

Ordon Link scribble :)))

I never took Ocarina of Time for a difficult game, but I'm now learning that many people became very lost and confused in the original, even with Navi's help Am I... a Genius?

The Metroid team is revolutionizing videogames by giving Samus her new "Ichor Extraction" powerup

Bluesky, collectively, on Samus in Metroid Ravenous: “I like the kind of woman who will just fucking kill me.”

So, you're a "chaser", huh...? Heh, well, everyone's chasin' somethin', ain't they?

used books are so magical

Me watching YouTube on the treadmill (this shit is not level)

Vintage Typewriter in Use

Alt: Vintage Typewriter in Use

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