Princess Alice 🧸
@princessalice.moe
An omnipotent cosmic entity from beyond the stars who prefers to take the form of a cute little human girl. It's not arrogance if i actually am perfect. 👑 With imagination, all things are possible. 🏳️⚧️ She/Her © 1990
The Fae: so we’re going to take you away from here and— Me: I accept! The Fae: and you won’t remember anything and you will not return for a century— Me: I ACCEPT HARDER
This may be the best use of this plate design ever
It's so bizarre when someone with "proships/pedos DNI" tries to follow me. Like, man, did you roll a 1 on perception? Good gravy.
babe would you still love me if i was an immortal undead superweapon trapped in the body of a young girl
Sometimes I just try to, like, will things into existence. Like, maybe if I think hard enough about something I want to happen happening, it'll happen. I figure it can't be any less effective than prayer.
I miss when the Okay Google voice would pronounce "Monogatari" to rhyme with "derogatory"
feels like the plot to a corny YA novel. "what if being a teenager was illegal"
Colin Spacetwinks@spacetwinks.bsky.social · 3w agobeen trying to figure out what it is people want youth to Do with every activity and space being taken from them, internet starting to be walled off, but adults not liking them at home either and i think the unstated desire is "some kind of constantly running summer camp, but one we don't pay for"
Some white people seeing some black kids hanging out and proceeding to panic about a "takeover" is basically a perfect microcosm of race relations in the US in 2026
The Charlotte Observer@charlotteobserver.com · 3w agoCharlotte joins major cities across the U.S. in grappling with the rise in disruptive “teen takeover” activities.
This has nothing to do with teens or third spaces. This is an excuse to put black people in jail
The Charlotte Observer@charlotteobserver.com · 3w agoCharlotte joins major cities across the U.S. in grappling with the rise in disruptive “teen takeover” activities.
If someone did this while I was on an airplane I would probably end up under federal indictment
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
What really pisses me off about the anti-lolicon moral panic, which exclusively targets trans women for *some reason*, is the complete refusal by the puritans to consider why people almost universally defined by childhood trauma might be attracted to an idealized representation of female childhood
sometimes I randomly remember that there was a fork of Firefox like 20 years ago called Lolifox the '00s, man
Trans person: I'm trans Society: Ok Umineko fan: This happens in Umineko
does anyone else think it's kind of messed up that there's a solid like dozen, maybe even 17 of us who desperately want to be little girls but none of us have managed to crack it yet? surely with all our intellect combined we can think of SOMETHNG
Sometimes it seems like the only things I care about are the things that aren't worth caring about.
everyone who claims to care about the safety of children was nowhere to be found in the real world when i was a child. the care for children you have only exists online.
rain@rain.sisters.gay · 7d agoisnt it funny. that i feel the most safe around the people that you call dangerous and evil? huh. i wonder why that is
I am an omnipotent being with the socioemotional maturity and impulse control of a 13-year-old human child. I told you already, everything's gonna be fine.
the pursuit of science is fundamentally childlike... and that's not a bad thing!! 💚
they say not to look a gift horse in the mouth but it would have done the trojans some good