she minky on my momo until she get hit by a truck due to loss of sponsorship from the toy company

524 days of estrogen

Commission for Monkey https://patreon.com/britneyTF If you wanna help me make more stuff : )

when the fuck am i supposed to know when i need to start wearing a bra. is there an online quiz i can take

Thinking about a scene in EastEnders when Phil was fawning over his hoodlum son's childhood toys, tearfully thinking of simpler times when he was just a wee babby, but the toy was TF: Prime Weaponizer Bumblebee which had been out for about a week

David M Willis!@damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 6h ago

YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IN "THE GOLDBERGS," IN THE PRESUMPTIVE 80s THE KID HAD THE REISSUE OPTIMUS PRIME WITH THE SHORTER SMOKESTACKS FOR SAFETY REASONS, AND HIS GRANDFATHER(?) DRESSED UP SPECIFICALLY LIKE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OPTIMUS PRIME, WITH YELLOW ARM-ARROWS AND THE LIVE-ACTION MOVIE AUTOBOT SYMBOL

honestly i'll support your political cause with a thumbs up if you pay me like $10 million to do it. i don't even give a fuck what it is. kicking puppies? gimme $10 million i'll post a thumbs up emoji to that. turning germany into a lake? hell yeah brother for $10 million i'll support it.

Pot pie

this might be a controversial take but i genuinely do not give a fuck about white american queer history.

Now all of Bluesky knows that you want to fuck the sheep mascot.

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EDIT

Azxiana@azxiana.com · 22h ago

"They doxxed the Prodigy crab" is something that will forever live in my brain

Junot@slopmoding.bsky.social · 2y ago

One time I managed to find the exact spot where that photo was taken on google maps

she minky on my momo until she get hit by a truck due to loss of sponsorship from the toy company

Accidentally uploaded version where one of the chain links was not colored in ugh

'did you know asian companies will throw out emails from non asian domains?' their source: they made this fact the fuck up.

Weebs Posting Their L's Online@weebspostingls.bsky.social · 7h ago

Oh god, now this grifting bitch wants to pretend to care about Israel. 🙄

This here is the greatest frame of Fred Flintstone.

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day, here's the statue in Puerto Rico depicting the drowning of conquistador Diego Salcedo by the indigenous Taíno people. According to legend, his death resulted in the outbreak of the Taíno rebellion of 1511 against the Spaniards.

I'm having my second and last calzone

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day! If I could, I would beat the genocider Christopher Columbus to death with my own two hands.

goodnight gaymers

lmao at people who think the earth isn't a triangular prism.

I just gave Lulu a couple bites of boiled egg #cat

523 days of estrogen

Women, Make The Tranny Cum! 8 Hours

this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit

"It's better optimized!" he cries, as Gremlins 2 plays with 7 seconds of Claude-induced audio lag behind him. I got your optimization right fucking here.

Some loser AI bro vibe-coded a "native PC port" of the Poob app not knowing you can just watch our shit in your browser.

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