mr. no longer participating
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Author of How To Be Enthusiastic All The Time - available now at independent booksellers far from you
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
Let me stop you right there, pal. I couldn’t give less of a shit what the Camptown ladies are singing
Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page
lots of performatively bald dudes in the soccer world
big win for Mexico already today. let's hope for another.
Friends don't let friends root for the great satan
welp, yet another day to avoid the news! happy 250th!
Just saw an ad for plant based popcorn
all cars are terrible but this one just a little less so
I've been seeing more and more of these adorable vehicles on the roadways of the NL in recent months. I didn't know Cousin It from The Addams Family is now an automaker. 1/2 #autoindustry #AddamsFamily #cute #Netherlands
*takes a great big swig of the cheetos jar and passes it to you
i watched a soccer game and the cool team won. it was fun.
for chrissakes, the basketball finals are STILL going on???
Abusement Park may be my favorite cartoon title. It’s like something from Itchy and Scratchy.