i love* when a man** tells me what he thinks *hate **little bitch

i could really go for a crisp and sunny fall afternoon right now

If you let your kid chase and scare the birds, I’m gonna chase and scare your kid.

logging on

what you thinking about pretty lil pickle

you will never see “moderates” more energized and angry and indignant than when someone to their left has an opinion

all the baddies know who Anne Shirley is

Tuesday

i hope this email finds you and beats the shit out of you

my friends being so outspoken, passionate, and aggressive in their disdain for the system is why in fact i want them as my friends

hey friends, let’s go to the mall 🫶

The -ber months are so close I can taste them (they taste like cinnamon sugar)

I don’t mind helping, but I hate being volunteered to do something.

Think I pissed off a red squirrel in the cemetery this morning 😅 and yes, it’s absolutely necessary to pitch my voice up that high when talking to the critters!

Men just don’t work on the railroad all the live long day the way they used to.

This is where I post from 🎨 Katrina Valgerist

Deleting posts counts as posting

No prescription necessary 😹🤭🐈

Today I learned that baby cranes are called "colts" because their legs are so long and they can run around like idiots shortly after hatching. This is delightful, I enjoy knowing this.

I don’t mean to be vulgar but what the crap

vagina is pronounced like fajita

It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self

big fan of whimsy and wonder

Christian outrage can be so funny like, what do you mean you’re MAD because a gay rat got married on a PBS show? 💀

You talk pretty tough for an NPC

omw to ruin my future by buying avocado toast

Tummy hurts but I’m being brave about it

Can’t wait to eat my people kibble (dry cereal straight from the box)

I love that catch your pee pee pasta