Professor Stanley Unwin

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On a celestibole cloudy, with posthumole communicapers from the grale beyonder, whisperit worms of wisdy in the eardrobes there.

Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.

When we invented cricket around 911 CE, we had unruly matches that sadly ended in several brawls & murders. We were Argentina on steroids. The Icelandic Sagas documented the lot. Since we introduced our ICC compliant Code of Conduct in 2020, the number of deaths in play has dropped by 85%.

Today our players proudly represent Iceland as the Euro Cup begins. We kick off the tournament with a clash against Poland at 11:00 CET. Watch live on the European Cricket Network's YT channel. We aim for glory and Iceland's first ever trophy in cricket!

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IT'S THE BIG ONE! I've always wanted to cover the 30 year war between Ken Barlow and Mike Baldwin on Coronation Street. The alpha dogs of the cobbles. So I did, to the sound of Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Enjoy your day!