Dumbass Pyro

@puppypyro.bsky.social

NSFW 18+ 25/Bi/taken(open)/exhibitionist🧡Kinky BoarBernard in New Hampshire🧡He/Him🧡Nerdy Dumbfuck🧡Subleaning Switch🧡Gooner (Weirdo loser) and geardog🧡 in my slutty himbo era~

MY SON'S PENIS MUST BE SERVICED. DUMB DADS OBEY THEIR SONS. MY SON'S CUM MUST BE SWALLOWED. DUMB DADS DON'T CUM. MY SON'S PENIS MUST BE SERVICED. DUMB DADS OBEY THEIR SONS. MY SON'S CUM MUST BE SWALLOWED. DUMB DADS DON'T CUM. MY SON'S PENIS MUST BE SERVICED. DUMB DADS OBEY THEIR SONS. MY SON'S CU

Loudly, wetly, publicly masturbating, but everyone around goes on with their day as normal. Literally no one bats an eye. Middle of a party, on the street, in the store, they acknowledge your presence (excuse me, lemme grab that behind you) but no one comments on the obsessive cock milking session

Now for the finale... and what an explosion is was. Cum-farting out the churned up cocksnot of 11 dudes was the closest thing to gender euphoria I think I have ever experienced. (Im not explaining that one.) The only thing that would have made it better is your face getting painted with it.

Its FAT COCK FRIDAY. First day of HOGUST tomorrow. Expect alot of me throwing my weight around, voreny talk, gaining, and sweaty post workout gear pics.

The local fast food chain has decided the best way to keep employee moral up is to mix work and "fun" into one. Now with every purchase the customer becomes our employees personal bitches and get to do anything they want to relieve work stress 🍔🫏 hot VA is @dadforker.bsky.social 🔊

*hanging out with dudes all the time* I love men. I only think about men. I say I'm bisexual, but am I actually attracted to women, or am I just bicurious? Is ev-- *girl flirts with me once* I don't even like dudes. I need a girlfriend. I need a wife. Husband bring home meat impregnate wife

If I seem quiet or distant, I'm just having alot of existential dread most likely or a bipolar dip. But with enough pumpies and whoring around I feel better in no time >:3