Quantum McKennic

@qmckennic.bsky.social

#DerbyTwitter refugee. NSO with Jet City. Love all things derby. I know things about other things too! I also love memes and audio drama!

I’m on a train going south for a juniors tournament. Pulling out of the Portland station, we passed a public walkway along one of the rivers. There was a dude in a black hoodie & sunglasses who was standing there giving off “video games quest-giver vibes.” 1/2

I’ve been officiating at a juniors tournament this weekend. I’m between games right now, & there’s a puppy in the audience who is absolutely obsessed with a spectator’s left flip flop. This pup is now the tournament MVP. I declare it so

If you would like to be reassured it’s not all horror 24/7, let me introduce you to this muskrat happily slurping up swamp goo down by the border. It’s stretchy, not sketchy, and couldn’t be fresher. Swamp-to-cakehole cuisine, carefree living, this muskrat has it made.

A muskrat slurps up a pillar of fibrous algae from the edge of a swamp. It is simultaneously gorgeous and gross.

This is Beau. He is a textbook example of a golden retriever. They really will try to be friends with anyone. 13/10 for both (IG: beaugoesoutside)