Queen Maisie

@queenmaisie.bsky.social

'True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country': Kurt Vonnegut. Hate-Inequality/Racism/Tories/Musk. NoDMsplease

Achieved the impossible: a selfie where NAZ is actually looking at the camera at the exact same time I am. I don't know how this happened, but I know that it may never happen again, so naturally I had to share it with you! 😻😍🥰🤩

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I'd love to credit whoever wrote this. No idea. But I'm 100% with its message. When I think of how the '80s ethos, "Greed is Good" has metastasized, it surprises and depresses me. Imagine having so many millions, hundred of millions, even billions & caring about nothing except your own vanity.

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I mean this in all seriousness, this is a severely mentally ill & delusional person who not only should be removed from office under the 25th amendment, but he should be in a psych ward. This is pure insanity on so many levels. He lives in a fantasy world. He is unwell & has lost touch with reality.

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Out now, my new novel, Killing Baby Hitler. "Savagely funny," says @mollyjongfast.bsky.social. Vonnegut-esque, says @kurtandersen.bsky.social. Five stars, says guy on Amazon whom I actually do not know! Set in 2141 and 1889, it's really about, well, right now. Buy it! orbooks.com/catalog/kill...

Killing Baby Hitler

From the editor of The New Republic, a side-splitting, super-smart story of an odyssey from the future to the past aimed at forestalling global calamity in a single stroke.

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The people who falsely accused an Olympian of vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool are the same people telling you to trust them about the war with Iran

Dear People Who Picnic in Public Parks: If your dishes involve small bones (Wings, ribs, etc) Please try to ensure you, and your friends, dispose of these bones into a proper waste container. Fishing tiny, surprise bones out of the mouth of my dog is not something he, nor I, enjoy.

The GOP is desperately trying to rewrite history, but just a reminder that Donald Trump was president during the lockdowns, and he awarded Fauci a presidential commendation for his work on COVID. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I’m a nurse and a paramedic and for all intents and purposes a scientist Vaccinated against everything you can imagine Vaccines SAVE lives Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool Science doesn’t care what you think, only what you can prove. Fuck RFKjr Asshat. 🖕