I moustache you to tell all of London that I'm performing tonight.
Rachel (ish)
@rachelish.bsky.social
🇬🇧 she/her, cis, white, bi, lubberwort Fandom old; have been known as Cynjen around the place Strongly supportive of trans rights
I am feeling like having a tantrum which is probably because I am over-tired because I slept very badly last night but knowing this does not make me feel less like having a tantrum
Little Girl's Autumn Tantrum
Alt: A small child in a red coat and stripy leggings is lying on a pavement covered in autumn leaves having a tantrum
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No I don't want to talk of you're just going to bitch about someone's behaviour who I like better than I like you, and expect me to agree. If you think I'm rude, oh well. I think you're rude.
Yesterday I won a gold medal at the Olympics in some sort of swimming called hack saw, and I was pleased bc it looked like the medals the choir at church gave out, only I wasn't allowed to join the choir because it was for boys only but here I was with a much more impressive achievement #DreamPost
We had TWO showers of actual rain!!!! Never happier! But now the ground has dried again
The latest satellite and radar shows the showery outbreaks of rain that are moving in across the UK from the north and west 🌧️
We've been inspired by last night's episode of the Great British Sewing Bee to take a look through the collection of Mexican textiles we care for. One of our favourites has to be this stunning huipil with embroidery that covers the entire surface of the garment.
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
When I've done that ig I need to learn how to rewire my natural light craft lamp because it is also kaput and fuck knows where you can get that sort of thing repaired these days
11. I need to find a screwdriver to open my kaput laptop and take out the memory card to put in an enclosure and I don't feel like it
⚠️ Want to see more Durotriges Big Dig Iron Age #archaeology? ⚠️ Of course you do !! Catch *Sandi Toksvig's Hidden Wonders* with @rakshadigs.bsky.social and us on Channel 4 this Saturday 8 August 7pm 👍 Salamanda Media Bournemouth University 👇👇👇👇
I was beginning to believe this weather will never end but the forecast says on Thursday I *might* need a cardigan
I refer the current grey clouds to the message I gave them some days ago
Oi! Grey clouds! Drop some fucking water on us or fuck the fuck off!
Wun think Imb absoloodely luff about sommer enemies is bugge chasing hour
Ffs name-dupe in Texas who is job-hunting please learn your own goddamn email address and stop having recruiters spam mine
Do you like trowels and prehistoric knapped flint? Of course! Who wouldn’t love a piece of jewellery this specific! Yes, I am back to making niche gifts for archaeologists 🤣 Available via my Etsy shop tephraarts.etsy.com/listing/4549... #archaeology #prehistoric #prehistory
Some great new reaction images to use when people are obtuse on BlueSky.
since we say the hague rather than den haag, i think we should also call it the rochelle
LONDON! WEDNESDAY! ONE NIGHT ONLY! "You Oughta Be In Pictures" 5 Aug, 9pm Rosemary Branch Theatre @camdenfringe.bsky.social ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Winner of Best Actor and nominated for Best Production and Best New Writing at @buxtonfringe.bsky.social. 🎟 camdenfringe.com/events/you-o...
But I didn’t want Cadburys to taste like shite, that’s been imposed on me. Mondolez made $2.4 billion last year they could have swallowed some of the higher cocoa costs, but didn’t, and more importantly, now costs are lower, they won’t reinstate the quality will they?
I think my most genuinely unpopular take is that a widely held and genuine consumer preference for cheaper, lower-quality goods, not private equity, is driving the decline in quality of consumer goods like clothing and housewares.
The only *guaranteed* piece of craft advice I can give -- I mean the advice that is universally applicable -- is that if you kill many other writers and eat their scribere gland (roughly the size of a black-eyed pea, so be careful not to damage it) then your prose will improve immensely
1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me
1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me
Apparently half a kilometre of hearts is not enough for some.
@abigail.bsky.social sent me a hedgehug a while ago and I just got round to making it and it was so nice. I should do more cross-stitching, I'm sure I can get better at it.
Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
This is a very lovely thread. I recommend everyone takes a few moments to marvel in the beauty of nature. I really needed this today!
Last week the posy I brought home from the garden had a chrysalis attached though I didn't notice till I got home. If you, like me, haven't watched a butterfly emerge you won't be prepared for how amazing or how long emergence takes #TinyJoys a 🧵
"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe.
Today at the convent: the nuns have been teaching me to scythe.
Fucking hate that 25° has been a "respite"
After a very brief respite from the heat, temperatures will spike across England and Wales again early next week with the mid 30s Celsius possible in the southeast on Monday🌡️ This hot and humid spell won't last long and may be accompanied by some scattered thundery downpours⛈️