Looks like an ex-general's accident.

24Hours Ukraine@24hoursukraine.bsky.social · 16h ago

🇷🇺Welcome to Russia—every day is a new episode of 💩

The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

My phone rotates default images and whatever comes up.

Mrs MoonCakes.@helsmels.bsky.social · 2d ago

No cheating post your lock screen.

This is valid.

✨@twunktrap.bsky.social · 2d ago

I refuse to accept self driving cars until they can make printers that work.

A paedophile goings into a florist and says “I’d like to order some flowers” “Orchids?” asks the florist “No, just the flowers” he replied

I just checked the lottery. Guess who is staying at work.

What if, instead of mincing around with the Polestar stuff, Volvo just redid this, maybe out of aluminum or something, as an EV?

Saw Odyssey. That's one excellent film.

Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine has it figured out. I couldn't agree more. Fuck fascism.

In celebration of #YorkshireDay, please enjoy this Sean Bean bastard collection. Sound up, bastards.

Doctor: Eating a lot of cinnamon will help you lose weight. Me at the bakery: 37 cinnamon rolls please!

Me: You can’t just drink vodka all day long. A random Russian: Hold my bear!

I feel like something is wrong but I can't put my finger on it.

This chef makes omurice look effortless, but that silky egg wrap takes restaurants months of training to master.

But only until the next year

Forbes@forbes.com · 7d ago

Three firefighters died this week in Greece as severe weather continues to fuel blazes across Europe.

I saw the Spider-man film yesterday. Very good.

www.maptap.gg July 30 96🏅 94🏅 100🎯 91👑 79😂 Final score: 900

I could easily have a nap.

Pure networking poetry.