Adley please don’t hug Aroldis Chapman.

I hear the kids like short form video Pre-order PREGNANCY INTERRUPTED here: bookshop.org/p/books/preg...

White Sox won an away series against the team with the best record in the AL?

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I’ve decided that if I have to talk to urban pickup truck owners, I’m going to say “oh, I didn’t realize you’re a part of the *lifestyle*… good for you!”

She can finally make that extra dollar without fear of a tax structure that doesn’t exist.

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 4d ago

Major deal for the WNBA's top trade target ahead of Sunday's deadline. Plum, a two-time WNBA champion, and the Mercury have shared excitement about the future in Phoenix.

The Tigers had the opportunity to pay their homegrown Cy Young talent what he was worth and they quite notably declined to do so. If teams are not even trying to be worthwhile why should we do anything to help them

Linda Holmes@lindaholmes.bsky.social · 4d ago

I am begging you not to believe gazillionaire baseball owners when they tell you Skubal going to the Dodgers means we need a salary cap. Competitive balance is not the reason they want a salary cap. They just want to spend less, and with more predictability, on total payroll. That is all.

The Rays unis look very 13U travel ball. Which, given that the Rays hold onto their players as long as a 13U travel ball team holds onto its players, seems appropriate.

This is the thing: the Republicans make this easy. All the information is out there, vetted, fact checked. It is the Democrats who again and again make an active decision to not use it, they are throwing the game.

Oliver Willis@owillis.bsky.social · 5d ago

If the democrats had any guts they would hammer this so hard that by November the public would assume that Elon Musk and Susan Collins are relatives

Lmao so “I don’t want my constituents to know I rented ‘Hot Honker Heaven #5’” is the last time we got congress motivated to pass a law about consumer privacy.

By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C)@doctorow.pluralistic.net · 7d ago

Congress hasn't updated federal consumer privacy law since 1988 (when they passed a law banning the disclosure of VHS rentals), so pretty much any form of consumer surveillance is fair game. This is where the AI comes in. 4/

MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury

That Michigan Ave is open to cars *at all* is enough of a travesty but the fact that the right lane isn’t even bike/bus only truly beggars belief.

Protect Bridgeport Bicyclists@stevevance.net · 6d ago

buses: there is a solution for improving daily commutes City: don’t wanna hear it buses again: there is a solution for daily commutes *and* for when there are 200,000 extra people City: new number who dis

“Divisive political environment” what the voters can actually read and know that your entire line of argument is fucking thievery? Fuck you.

Fischer 🛠️🚇@fischer.bsky.social · 6d ago

if this is going to be the line then fuck these guys

Ok I feel less bad about my farmers tan now

Chicago Tribune Sports@chicagosports.bsky.social · 6d ago

Photos: Chicago White Sox 2, New York Yankees 1 (11 inn.)

A Democratic party that abandons trans rights is a political party I will abandon.

Casual reminder that the original plan for Ben Shapiro's "Lady Ballers" was for it to be an undercover documentary where dudes sign up to compete in women's sports, only to find out that places that allow trans athletes to compete actually have rules and standards.

Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · 6d ago

Ben Shapiro spends his entire show mocking the WNBA and its players. Including a montage his team put together of missed shots at the All-Star game which he laughs at. It's incredible how much transphobia can just let you be an open misogynist.

That “film you’ve watched 6+ times hard mode” thing is so far from hard for me, a xennial who knew how to work his parents’ vcr. Now if you said “vhs and edited-for-television viewings don’t count,” now I’m struggling.

See also: pass a law for how long businesses must stay after their TIFF or property tax exemption expires. Otherwise they owe that money back like the rules with homestead tax credits and first-time homebuyer down payment support

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · last wk.

we should charge the C-suite with fraud and theft if they take a tax credit meant to keep people employed and then cut staff anyway.

LRT Just imaging McConnell with chips up the nose.

drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying

This and all previous posts on the thread, everyone who whines about this site not having the juice just so immediately outs themselves has burdened with skill issues. I follow none of the people in this thread. It got RT’d on my feed cuz I follow l people who interest me/make me laugh.

IggyTheFool@iggythefoolishone.bsky.social · last wk.

At night he weeps at his campfire for his beloved beamer he had to leave at home due to lack of ferry access to Troy. And something about a wife and son I guess

Surely the solution here is just *don't use AI tools* for your writing and research and continue to do your writing and research in ALL the ways you were doing it before you started using AI instead of doing the work??

“The world is filled with maggots, the maggots are getting fat They’re making a tasty meal of all the bosses and bureaucrats They’re taking over the boardrooms and they’re peddling racist lies And they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died.” —Chumbawumba

Dave Levitan@davelevitan.bsky.social · last wk.

The ongoing Musk nazi tweets just have me wondering if corporate boards are even a thing anymore

If I knew then what I know now, Ed Policy is what my masters degree would be in and not curriculum and instruction.

Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.social · last wk.

Your annual reminder that the Packers’ CEO is named ED POLICY which sounds like a fake adult name a child made up

Somebody please let me pitch this to Rich Paul

As long as Donald Trump Jr. has access to liquid capital, the flow of cocaine into this country will continue unabated.

Catherine Rampell@crampell.bsky.social · last wk.

DEA analysts found Trump's boat strikes on alleged drug trafficking boats had failed to affect the supply or price of cocaine in the United States, and had led traffickers to diversify. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...

For Chicago folk, this is the equivalent of the owner of like Murphy’s Bleachers or John Barleycorn saying the exact same thing.

Alex Taliadoros@alexctaliadoros.bsky.social · last wk.

On the other hand, at least drivers have extra parking to come get a “quick shot.”

When I said Dude is non-gendered, this is kind of where I was headed with it

Sounds tasty af but my farmers market soul died a little at corn and asparagus being paired cuz that means any number of suburban and Gold Coast times subscribers will be aghast they can’t get the two at the same time.

🐈Rex Parker🐈‍⬛ ✏️ 🧐@rexparker.bsky.social · last wk.

Close enough! 🍴 ❤️

It is genuinely bizarre that we’ve become acclimatized to right wingers throwing a tantrum every time a black person (particularly a black woman) is cast in something, but are also supposed to pretend that this is not racism but related to some other substantive concern.

Using the city’s arts office to institute a police state is bleak as hell