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Divine Light Severed; You are a flesh Automaton powered by Neurotransmitters
REAL WEB LEGENDS: Carter's Quest Act 2 is NOW AVAILABLE!! My solo action-adventure game inspired by Zelda, DMC, and Bayonetta just got bigger. A FREE update to Carter's Quest, adding a whole new chapter to the story, massive graphical updates, and more. Available on Steam now!
20. Metal Gear Solid 3 Unfortunately absolutely lives up to the hype might be the greatest game of all time what a thrill. That ladder should have been 18 minutes long.
Finished MGS3 finally, which as it turns out is straight up no bullshit the greatest game of all time. Absolutely devastating.
YOU'RE LISTENING TO [silt strider noises] 106.9 BALMORA FM [loud spell failure noise on repeat] GET READY FOR ONLY TRIBUNAL APPROVED TUNES [dunmer shouting STOOPID] THIS IS NOT YOUR ANCESTOR'S RADIO STATION [daggerfall shop music plays]
I have provided a handy reference diagram containing the entire Zelda Timeline from start to finish for anyone confused about how the games relate to each other.
Waterfall (Reel Fishing: The Great Outdoors/Fish Eyes Portable, PSP, Infinity, 2006)
19. Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection Man this game is *gorgeous*, I wish real monster hunter looked like this. Lots of interesting mechanics and a much more open world but the combat design gets to be a bit one-shotty towards the end. Still an incredible series and a joy to play.
Greatest Puzzle Game of all time. Resident Evil but instead of zombies there are more puzzles.
Casey Explosion@caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 4w agoLorelei and the Laser Eyes is one of the neatest puzzle games I've played, as it's essentially a Survival Horror game but everything is number puzzles. EVERYTHING. Even enemy encounters will make you do a puzzle. It's as captivating as it is utter genius.
Boy I could sure go for Kill 7 billion Probopass right now
Kiki 🌸🏳️⚧️@enkephalinabuse.idcrisisangel.ca · 4w ago
Me buying the potion of illness: Hell yeah man this fucking rules 😊 Me, seconds after drinking the potion of illness: What the hell man this fucking sucks 😞
george / king bore haha@kingborehaha.bsky.social · last yr.brb buying a potion of illness from filthy man
Canonically this is because, as a homeless drifter, he spends one (1) hot summer digging pools, pounding beers and eating steaks.
Micah@rincewind.run · last mo.Q. Is Reacher being large a prominent plot point? A. Absolutely! Reacher survives many situations he should not on the basis of being comically large. At one point in the books he survives being shot in the chest because he is simply so ripped that the bullet fails to fully penetrate his pecs.
Greatest Of All Time alert. 1000xResist operates at levels other games haven't even begun to dream of.
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · last mo.1000xRESIST (Steam) is $11.99 on Humble buff.ly/dAelYmw #ad US PSN buff.ly/jPYzINv
The Universal SMTIII: Nocturne experience
Jason@envinyon.bsky.social · 2mo agowhat the fuck am I supposed to do against Matador
Did you play Breath of the Wild and think "yeah this is alright but what it really needs is a bunch of menial checklists for me to tick off in every area!"? Then Immortals Fenyx Rising is the game for you! (Genuinely I had fun)
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 2mo agoImmortals Fenyx Rising (Xbox) is $7.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/P2tN2f5 #ad
Monster Hunter Stories 3 is a real step up from "The Power of Friendship will save the day" narrative from 1 and 2. The kingdom is at war motherfucker, people are dying out here!
this absolutely wipes the fuckin floor with any ray tracing DLAA hyper real 100000 blades of grass bs monster hunter wilds is doing, its a massive huge gargantuan fucking shame that making a game like this is genuinely unthinkable for the AAA industry now
monster hunter 1 really fuckin nailed it immediately huh...
18. Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin These games are just fun as hell, look at those environments! Monster Catching RPG in the Monster Hunter world just makes sense, starting on the third game asap.
