Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order. Location: Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7h agoJD Vance on Angie Nixon: "Get the hell out of here. You don't belong in America"
Thanks Reagan 😕 The Republican agenda for the past 45 years in one chart 👇🏽
Okay, Los Angeles County, sample ballot arrived in the mail yesterday. Monday the actual ballots will be mailed. Keep an eye out for yours and make sure you’re registered. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Somehow this showed up my feed, so now it’s on yours. I’m not much into pottery, but I’d like an orange apron kitty.
@jodyhamilton.bsky.social Here's my theory on SploogeDon SquareAss: He refuses to use a walker or a cane (as probably most 80 year olds generally use) & has this device to help him now. His handlers probably talked him into it by telling him it made him bionic and super, like Ripley in "Aliens."
Rap Bastardz®@rapbastardz.bsky.social · last mo.Exoskeletal Mobility Assistant because he refuses to use a walker in public.
Got the email from school that tomorrow is American student trauma building day for my kid. Thanks GOP & NRA! 🫡
My teen just riffed an explanation to me (that I barely followed) about girls at her school wearing real $850 Isabel Marant shoes versus the $160 Steve Maddens sprinkled with a ton of oh my gods, likes, um and sures that it could have replaced one of Moon Unit’s verses w/o anyone noticing.
Everyone in Los Angeles enjoying this cool, crisp fall weather? Remember, we get another 20-30 days of this until we just slam straight into a balls-out El Niño monsoon.
California will now certify non-ultra-processed food with a new seal, providing clear info on packages. Washington can talk all they want about "Making America Healthy Again" while food recalls pile up on their watch, but California continues to actually lead the way.
"Please explain why you are unsubscribing (optional)" I would love to see a website that published these answers.
DoorDashed a sausage and double cheese to my job interview. I’m happy to announce I nailed the interview and start next week!!!
![[knock knock]
Mr Hand: Who is it?
Delivery man: Mr Pizza Guy.
Mr Hand: Who?
Delivery man: Mr. Pizza Guy.
[Mr. Hand opens door, delivery man enters]
Delivery man: Who ordered the sausage and double cheese?
Jeff Spicoli: Right here, dude.
[pizza placed on desk, Spicoli pays, tips]
Jeff Spicoli: For you, dude
Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.
Mr. Hand: Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
Jeff Spicoli: I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? Certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.
Mr. Hand: [takes away box of pizza from Spicol] You're absolutely right, Mr. Spicoli. It is our time. Yours, mine and everyone else's in this room. But it is my class.
[calls up a couple of students]
Mr. Hand: Hamilton, Brandt, Cornfeld! Up front! Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us a snack. Be my guest. Help yourselves. Get a good one.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z5rpl6lisernozbjfl6xfua6/bafkreihfs75frswk3fn6k2wim23crablm6y6lcmb36j7v3mpx43jkaxkbm)
How I’d like to feel this first week of fall versus the real temperature:
On Tuesday 9/29 the world wishes a Happy 65 to the woman who claims to be 40, looks 50 and will always be a perfect 10, @stephaniemiller.bsky.social !!! I 1st started listening weekend nights on KFI in ‘93-‘94 (stand up news!) and have been a big fan ever since. 🩷🎂🥳
Stephanie Miller on An Evening at the Improv #2
YouTube video by NoCord.TV
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Just some college classmates getting together for a few laughs.
Trump, for over a decade: "I wouldn't give him a state dinner." This week: A full state dinner at the White House for China's Xi Jinping, complete with the arrival ceremony, a gift, and billionaires everywhere.
Eventually you live long enough that every person looks familiar.
how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk
Susan Collins is blatantly corrupt. Hollywood couldn't write this in a script.
BREAKING: Trump appointed judge orders the White House to immediately restore press credentials.
Worms, parasites, and other bugs are just extra protein. Eat them up, yum! patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
My wife: Hey! Who finished all the peanut butter and just left the jar in the pantry??! Me:
CEO pay is up 1,316% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 28%. CEOs are now paid 325 TIMES as much as the typical worker in their industry, according to @epi.org Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
FOX: We’re active with Iran—how do you get out? El-Sayed: You don’t get in in the first place. We had an agreement that had contained nuclear weapons. We did not need to do this, so the first time the dunce got elected he pulled back on the agreement.
3x Trump voter videos crying and pleading into their cameras for help is my new porn.
