Raquel Maestre
@raquelmaestre.bsky.social
Montreal Indie Comedy Collective, Throuples Therapy and other stuff
The Prime Minister Store called, they're running out of Arctic security, defence, critical minerals, and more
Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social · last wk.Prime Minister Store and I are turning our shared ambition into action — deepening our ties across Arctic security, defence, critical minerals, and more.
Of all the late stage Trump theories, wants the world to die with him seems increasingly credible.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2w agoBreaking News: The E.P.A. is said to be planning to announce that the U.S. will no longer limit climate pollution from power plants.
if your allyship doesn’t look like this then I don’t want it
...🤓🎸🎶if Hunter Biden is 48.6 gay, why can't she be a little straight🎶...
I always suspected that a lot of these guys are broke and their only real income stream is speeches about how they are rich
Maris Kreizman@maris.bsky.social · last mo.I’m sorry; this is hilarious. www.vanityfair.com/story/the-wi...
the rats are deserting the ship
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · last mo.SCOOP: Republican House candidate Ralph Alvarado is pivoting his message, editing his website to remove Trump mentions and delete a photo of them together. From “America First Fighter” to “Independent Leadership.” Trump won KY06 by 15 pts. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202... BEFORE/AFTER
we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · last mo.Much as I hate to give Kanter the time, nobody here will support him anyway. Sky players kept Tasha away from him
It ain’t about trans people. It’s about middle aged men’s egos.
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · last mo.Much as I hate to give Kanter the time, nobody here will support him anyway. Sky players kept Tasha away from him
While y’all are debating this I’ve already moved on to woke 3.5
i miss the era when shitty comics on facebook were all "FirstnameLastname Comedian"
Dan O’Sullivan@osullyville.bsky.social · 2mo agoCan now confirm David Lucas has the most unintentionally funny IG handle he could have, which is doubly ironic because it consists of simply adding the adjective I just used.
He's losing words. Anyone with a parent or loved one suffering from dementia will recognize this pattern. Wen he says "moving cameras," it's because he can't recall the word "videos" and so he's stating the component parts as best he can. E.g., a "camera" is involved and the images are "moving"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoTrump: "We have photographs or tapes -- like moving cameras, right? -- where people are on the side cutting it with a box knife."
the wnba alienating their core audience for the sake of people who wouldn’t watch a wnba game to save their child’s life is a bold gambit, to be sure
The New York Times has spoken with several Moroccan nationals who say they were encouraged to cross into Ceuta by the Moroccan authorities.
It turns out insurance companies believe in climate change whether you do or not
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 2mo agoMIAMI'S COST OF LIVING SURPASSES NYC FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
this is the final straw for me and mr. rocket ships
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2mo agoThere's a reason Elon Musk rarely does interviews with real news outlets.
Definitely one of the most alive people going, not deteriorating in the slightest.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agowhatever magic Trump once had as a public speaker to non-cult audiences is long gone
what if they zoomed in on the Sirens and it was Haim
Trump vs. Bernie was the Velvet Underground of comedy: we only reached 50,000 fans, but every one of them went out and started a comedy show that was also suppressed by the algorithm.
Monday you can make a peace Tuesday Wednesday trade and fleece Thursday maybe it will cease It's Friday I'm at war
También sería coherente que la España de Pedro Sánchez pierda por una decisión inmotivada de los jueces.
Unpopular opinion: I’m tired of gringos saying Spain’s football style is boring without considering that maybe -maybe- the boredom is the fault of the other team just defending and avoiding taking the initiative.
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
I am fascinated by Jesse Watters types, who remain a spectator even in their own fantasies Watters is not dreaming of becoming a wild animal himself: too much work, he might break a sweat or muss his hair. He wants other people to do the rape for him
Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social · 2mo agoCasually threatening mass rapes
De La Manga del Mar Menor a la publicación cultural gratuita de la minoría angloparlante en Montreal, Quebec, Canadá. Que no se diga que hay que creer en los sueños.
Cult MTL@cultmtl.com · 2mo agoTONIGHT: @raquelmaestre.bsky.social performs as part of Just for Laughs' Montreal Series. Raquel Maestre’s comedy balances rhythm and absurdity with demystifying trans people for mainstream crowds
