Can’t believe Mayor McCheese lost his primary to that far left lunatic the Hamburglar
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All of America waits to learn if today is the day Haley Stevens finally goes away
Folks, dare we say we’ve crossed the imaginary milestone in time where people realize that the oaf isn’t going to be president forever and they’d like to have a life and career after he’s gone, so they’ll do the right thing and damn the consequences on truth social www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/p...
Furious Trump is considering removing Pirro over Reflecting Pool filing, sources say | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump is considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District of Columbia, over a Justice Department filing on the Reflecting Pool, two people familiar with his thinki...
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The irony of this being posted by an account called Democrats Deliver when he is very clearly not a Democrat. A real Democrat would still be asking for permission from ??? to do stuff like this until his last day in office
She misspelled Israel at the end there
@thejrocktv.bsky.social · 6d agoShe knows she’s losing so she said let’s just go mask off.
Imagine if two out of every three people hated the very thought of you. And on top of that, you had to have someone carry a diaper bag for you everywhere you went. You’d bomb Iran too, wouldn’t you
Doctor Anthony Fauci faced harsh treatment by members of Congress today, but he maintained a stoic facade and responded to every question with the exact same words. "I'm Doctor Fauci and I help the ouchy."
The next Enron is going to sink the world into feudalism
Timnit Gebru@timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 7d ago"As Japanese financial newspaper Nikkei Asia found in a recent investigation, just five US tech giants — Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle — are hiding an estimated $1.65 trillion in debt that doesn’t appear on balance sheets. futurism.com/artificial-i...
Please stop praying for Mitch McConnell. He’s grown too strong and keeps tearing through his restraints and killing hospital orderlies
Warning the FAA in advance: if this happens on any airplane I’m on, I will do a 9/11
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
[ross douthat doing the andy rooney segment on 60 minutes] D'ya ever notice gay people?
There Once Was A Man From Nantucket 2027 R 2h 2 m Language, Nudity, Adult Themes
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
[with a mouthful of dog shit] I told you I couldn't be hypnotized
They’re calling it Damnatio Memoriae. It’s an ancient Roman custom that they’re going to honor your favorite president (ME) with. Everyone loves the idea and they're saying so more and more
Fabricating a scary and deeply weird fantasy and claiming that it’s really happening is now not just the definition of being seriously mentally ill but also of being a Republican
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Education Secretary Linda McMahon and Maria Bartiromo push complete BS about public schools secretly making kids trans without the knowledge of their parents. McMahon says she's doing a number of investigations about it.
I come to you today with your reminder that a double chin is God's glorious promise of abundance made manifest.
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
[white house correspondents meeting] Okay, we’ll have a do-over dinner and invite as our honored guest a raging egotist who hates us and never misses a chance to insult and berate us for doing our jobs and who will undoubtedly embarrass us and our profession as craven, access whores. All in favor…
All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown) And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray) I’ve been out of a lot of paint colors for a while
SNL could never, ever have come up with anything funnier than what this numbfuck does on TV on a daily basis
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump: "I owned the Miss Universe pageant. And Miss Venezuela always did very well in that pageant. So I know something about the country."
The first step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one [jaws of life pry open my car door]
When you get to the break room but all that’s left are the thin halves of the two raisin bagels
