cats chase a laser pointer and everyone calls them "cute." i do it and everyone calls me "disruptive in meetings."

Happy Labor Day! “The upper class keeps all the money and pays no taxes. The middle class pays all the taxes and does all the work. The poor are just there to scare the shit out of the middle class.” - George Carlin

I don't like how much my cat stares out the front door. All that screen time can't be good for him.

The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn

i don’t know what kubernetes is and you can’t make me find out

Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.