Talk to “my primary care provider”? …i dont see what My Wife has to do with any of this,
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Every Frame a Painting - just the scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off where they visit the museum
Captain Disillusion@captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 14h agoEvery Frame a Panting - just movie scenes with nice good dogs
Every Frame a Panting - just movie scenes with nice good dogs
Go vote! Get out there and vote on when the next bombing will be. I mean betting. Go bet!
why are my taxes going toward subsidizing the police when i might never even need to be beaten up and violated
When you come in my house, please take off your shoes. Then put them right back on and get out.
My cat scratched the shit out of my hand today. That is the last time I show him my close-up magic!
I accidentally wore yellow to the museum and Nathan Drake tried to climb me
Ever notice how songs seem to take on a whole different meaning when you listen to the lyrics?
At the statisticians' party every guest gets a plus or minus one
his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty
They say the best gift is an experience. For my birthday, I'd like to experience a wad of cash in my hand.
Not to get political but life should be easy and free
circus knife throwers start by throwing knives at a baby and work their way up to larger people
At the statisticians' party every guest gets a plus or minus one
[browsing in hospital gift shop] Do you guys sell legs
i can’t believe it’s not butter spray doubles great as mace if anyone tries to steal your corn on the cob
As an empath, I can sense when a bear is mauling me