KJT🦕
@realkjt.bsky.social
Dad Automation Engineer Hopefully Optimistic Pie enthusiast Super Grover enthusiast Occasionally songs about ham and other foods. Jerrified 01APR2026 📍Account based in USA 🇺🇸 #23,288,156
I just finished reading Separation of Church and Hate by @johnfugelsang.bsky.social. I highly recommend it. Funny and informative. I feel better prepared to have some crucial conversations. #books #ReadingIsFundamental
The most underrated act of kindness is letting people be. Let them mispronounce a word, talk too much about a show they love, or get excited about something they don’t understand. Everyone has something that lights them up. Let them shine, even if it’s not your thing. @ 3amThoughts
I wonder if finding out that motor oil is not as good because the Strait of Hormuz is closed will break through to those not otherwise paying attention. youtube.com/watch?v=kyQ2...
The Shocking Truth About Pennzoil Platinum...
YouTube video by The Motor Oil Geek
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what "socialism" means to most low-info voters at this point is "that nice handsome lad in new york city" good luck with that
WhimsicalSquirrel@whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 5d agoI think they've gotten just about all they can out of the socialism scare at this point. It's a word that's rendered meaningless and, to the average voter, probably pretty boring. Moreso than Americans embracing socialism, I think they just plain don't give a shit anymore.
Anyone else enjoying that Max Miller was skirting around this getting reported before Senator Moreno dropped an f-bomb in questioning Fauci?
Forbes@forbes.com · 5d agoSeveral GOP lawmakers have urged Miller to resign from Congress and end his reelection bid amid allegations of domestic abuse.
TBH, I thought it would be a joint statement with Dairy Queen, or even Wendy’s.
sarah-rah-rasputin@fannybandit69.bsky.social · 5d agowhich one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Super Grover
Alt: Super Grover
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Reddington@katarinarostovairl.bsky.social · 5d agoIf you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Cover songs I wanna hear: “All too Well (10 minute version)” by Steel Panther “Community Property” by Amy Grant “Kiss Me” by Marylin Manson “Sweet Home Alabama” by Pavarotti “Song 2” by Johnny Cash
Scalawag Jack@scalawagjack.bsky.social · 6d agoCover songs I wanna hear: "Me So Horny" by One Direction
Sending this out to whoever needs to see it: It's okay if you read slowly, there's no great victory in being able to read quickly, everyone kind of has their own reading speed, and that's perfectly fine. I'm just really happy you're reading. I hope it gives you joy at any pace. Thank you!
@angrystaffer.bsky.social - I think we’re going to need a whole prickle of porcupines.
Angry@angrystaffer.bsky.social · 6d agoFuck Max Miller sideways with a porcupine
Todd Blanche got the votes he needed after backing away from Trump’s $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” fund. But is it really dead—or just dormant? On the new *Oath and the Office*, John Fugelsang and I break down Blanche and whether the guardrails are holding. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Blanche’s Confirmation Deal: Trump’s Weaponization Fund Could Return
Podcast Episode · The Oath and The Office · August 6 · 1h
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He's doing it for the love of the game. Or one would say, he's lovin' it.
remind my kids every day, “We aren’t laughing with Donald Trump. We are laughing AT him.” I don’t want them to get it wrong.
The struggle is real. But, do you use less soap each time, because the close are “cleaner”?
Reverie@augustreverie.bsky.social · 2w agoI’m just gonna wash this load of laundry for a third time since I can’t seem to ever dry it
Slushee/Icee/Slurpee > SnoCone/SnoBalls I will not be taking further questions.
@sethcotlar.bsky.social is still one of the cool kids.
That's True: Hamilton with Lin-Manuel Miranda
Alt: That's True: Hamilton with Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Seth Cotlar@sethcotlar.bsky.social · 2w agoI enjoyed and admired the play, but its politics, even at the time, felt a bit too easy and self-congratulatory. At this point it feels like a time capsule from the era when it was obvious that there was no way the American people would ever elect someone like Donald Trump. They've now done it twice
I do not NEED a Viper, I do not need a Viper…
Bring a Trailer@bringatrailer.bsky.social · 3w ago13k-Mile 1993 Dodge Viper RT/10
Merry Christmas in July to all those who celebrate!
Cozy Glow's Christmas In July with Santa
Alt: Cozy Glow's Christmas In July with Santa
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My man looks like he used his dying words to urge Quaid to start the Martian reactor
My man looks like he's offended you said "C.H.U.D." because that's his people's word, not yours
My man looks like his staffers call him Jean-Luc Dickard
