Emma Thane of Cawdor
@redwellyfeats.bsky.social
Feminist (not a TERF) cat botherer, reader of books. Bringer of cake. A beautiful snowflake/neurodivergent little weirdo. 🏴 She/her
Love what the incessant humidity is doing for my sinus headache.
Bartok the Magnificent: Ow! I Tell You What
Alt: Bartok the Magnificent: Ow! I Tell You What
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I drew this of Arty because in his youth, he didn't want to get in a carrier at all. Once at the vets he was happy for all the attention. Today is Molly's vaccinations and she doesn't like the vets at all. I always feel so bad. We've given her gabapentin so hopefully it will be a calm experience
Here’s a poem about one of my cat’s poems. It’s called “On ‘,,,;;pppppp’[[[[[[[[[[[[;’;////////////////////////3,’”.
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thought i'd found a gift for my mum but the order was cancelled so i browsed etsy for a bit while waiting for work stuff to be confirmed. can't lie i got rapidly distracted by all the weird shit www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
Cheeky Cheeks Planter - Etsy UK
This Indoor Planters item by RezzPrints has 139 favourites from Etsy shoppers. Dispatched from United Kingdom. Listed on 11 Sept, 2026
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Brain doesn't want to focus on anything. Naptime it is then.
This book arrived from @bertsbooks.bsky.social yesterday and I read it in one go this morning. It's brilliant.
And I thought I was good at origami because I could make a crane. So much for that… IG: @kss_origami ~ 김사성 Origami design www.instagram.com/kss_origami?...
Playing is it really muggy or am I just being menopausal?
It Feels Like A Hot Fart Outside All The Time
Alt: It Feels Like A Hot Fart Outside All The Time
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Spooky Science for brave little ghouls! This Hallowe’en, science gets properly gross at Junior Einsteins Camps www.junioreinsteinsscienceclub.com #JuniorEinsteinsScienceClub #SpookyScience #HalloweenCamps #HalloweenActivities #ScienceForKids #KidsScience #STEMForKids #HandsOnScience
Christian Bale has always seemed something of a knobhead to me, but this is actually amazing. Kudos to the man.
I absolutely LOVE this. Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen. This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.
I finished Amy Winemouse, guys. There are loads of photos of my *cough* creative process over on Insta if you fancy it.
Hey @bertsbooks.bsky.social you getting these?
Supporting independent shops this weekend? The beautiful indie exclusive edition of Irresistible Monsters is available to pre-order now - if you dare… 🪶 (Signed, plus those sprayed edges!) Order online via link in my bio, or ask your local indie bookshop.
how to impress upon television writers in the UK that adoptees hardly ever murder our biological or adoptive parents, actually
Was contemplating opening a second bottle of wine (le scandale) However I have just remembered I am old and have to be up in the morning to take the teen to work. Yay
Just summing up the relationship with my daughter. Phone data beats all
I forgot: 7. Heights 8. Those stairs with gaps between especially ones that go round and round 9. Fireworks
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. People 2. Talking to people 3. P.E. 4. Maths 5. Sharks 6. Scratchy clothes
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. People 2. Talking to people 3. P.E. 4. Maths 5. Sharks 6. Scratchy clothes
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. Death 2. Hornets 3. Quicksand 4. The Demon Headmaster 5. Norman Tebbit 6. Thinking of the vastness of the universe. Still am.
I like books, wine, chocolate, weird little adventures. If you took me to a Victorian cemetery with a cafe/bookshop so we could have afternoon tea and I could buy whatever I wanted in the bookshop I would probably marry you.
What's the joke about how by the time you're thirty you need to have accumulated a "thing" that's associated with you, so that every time someone wants to give you a gift and is stumped for an idea, they can just give you another thing. You may not actually like the thing, but it must exist.
The beady eyed among you might have spotted that it was my 50th birthday 9 months ago in January. Rudely, I was not taken to the wedding.
Please join me in wishing my parents a Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary. You can make your own jokes about getting less for murder etc.