Elon Musk has officially bombed the Moon.
Mr. Show - Blow Up the Moon
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It is a tale skeeted by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. wife guy to @vyvian.bradenstone.com dog dad to @skaya.bradenstone.com Joe Morrissey is a pedophile.
Dead or alive, Mitch McConnell is on extended medical leave — on your dime. This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.
Black kids protecting their Latino neighbors from ICE
HAIG: He travels with those hobbits the ones who- NIXON: You know they're all Jews right? HADLEMAN: [indecipherable] incredible knockers though
HALDEMAN: He's a merry fellow, Tom Bombadil, sir. HAIG: [indecipherable] and his boots are yellow. NIXON: Christ.
People act like it’s impossible to do the right thing and succeed but its actually pretty easy to do it and have everyone love you and you can even be a goofy silly guy and do it
Steven Santos@stevensantos.bsky.social · 2w agoGuess who had the integrity not to accept $1 million to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival last year?
Bob Dylan sucks live. They're making a big deal about it being a phone-free show, but they've also cut the venue cameras off so the screens aren't showing close-ups. He's mumbling incoherently (even more than usual) with a hoodie on and no spotlight, so who knows if that's even Dylan. - 1/2
Seeing 85-year-old Bob Dylan play at the Allianz Amphitheatre tonight, while the LED screens on the CoStar building play a wobbly A.I. video of a fictional skyline. America YEARNS for another 9/11.
what the fuck is wrong with you. just feed the fucking children
Erica C. Barnett@ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 2w agoThe Seattle City Council just voted 6-3 to approve Joy Hollingsworth's amendment to delay universal school lunches for kids, replacing them with vouchers for qualifying low-income parents to buy groceries over school breaks and weekends. Eddie Lin, Alexis Mercedes Rinck, and Rob Saka voted no.
Why do all the bendy Pulse buses smell like if a plastic flower could shit?
Everybody's been waiting at the Willow Lawn Pulse stop for over an hour. Two buses pulled through yelling "drop off only," and a third bus just sped past with a "Not In Service" sign.
Standard Leftist Bot Account@reed.bradenstone.com · 2w agoLiterally every single problem with this country can be traced to some rich asshole not hiring enough people, training them properly, and paying them well.
Literally every single problem with this country can be traced to some rich asshole not hiring enough people, training them properly, and paying them well.
Unilever is doing everything it can to be the least ethical company since Blackwater.
I have never had a lease in which I was allowed to paint the walls anything other than white/beige/grey. I have also never rented from anything other than a Boomer or private equity.
Jack Saint@lackingsaint.bsky.social · 3w agoNo fuck off we're not calling this "Millennial grey" this shit was dictated completely by boomer retiree house flippers we absolutely had NO say in this
![Millennial grey
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A kitchen with beige grey floors, drab walls, brushed steel appliances, and grey granite countertops.
Grey floors and furnishings are said to appeal to Millennial tastes.
Millennial grey refers to a desaturated colour scheme that is said to appeal to the interior design sensibilities of the Millennial Generation in the early 21st century.[1] Cultural historian Kassia St. Clair attributed its widespread adoption to a desire among Millennials for "a flexible, sensible choice that will last years, hide any stains, and can be adapted to different schemes."[1] Some have diagnosed Millennial grey as a reaction to the warm hues of the late 20th century.[2]
Millennial grey is polarising, particularly when used with imitation-wood-texture sheet vinyl flooring, which many describe as depressing, soulless, or corporate.[3][4] Although attributed to Millennials, the grey colour scheme is often chosen by house flippers, vacation rental owners, or other people who do not actually live in the greyed properties.[3] Thus, the occupant of the property—Millennial or not—has little say in its colour scheme, particularly when deployed for fixtures such as flooring.[4] The greying may have been driven, in part, by a desire to prepare properties for sale in a manner thought to be least offensive to the average buyer.[5] Given the housing crises gripping many countries in the early to mid-21st century, buyers and renters may feel they have no choice but to accept a property decked in Millennial grey.[4]
To the extent that Millennial grey is said to be enjoyed by Millennials, it is also said to be loathed by Generation Z.[1][2]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:atdbmignbrjbjgj2ba4axnwl/bafkreidgcz72oqo4dwsqlv2ovhewwekbfxdo7ydluyrffhlijqkg2546gy)
dude if even this guy knows it’s bad, it’s bad bad
Linda Holmes@lindaholmes.bsky.social · 3w agoIt was interesting to hear Bryce Harper, while he was mic’d up last night at the game in Philly, basically saying, “Probably not the best idea to be playing this game with the heat and the smoke, but, uh, here we are.” (If you’re about to remind me he has been known to drink raw milk, I KNOW.)
[P] Also the part where Penelope says "Odysseus will be back after he's done battling the cyclops," and then you hear the upstairs toilet flush. Huge laugh.
I know the part of the Odyssey that’ll make me laugh is when he finally gets home and knocks on the door: “Penny… Penny… Penny.” It’s good bit.
on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs
Once again, breathing in the ashes of Canada.
Facing this crisis by finding ever more vowel-filled spellings of diarrhea. Diarrhoea, diarrehoea, diaorrehoea, diaorarehoeea, diaoereareehoeeaa
I got some kind of diarrhea from my wife's coworker, but I'm pretty sure it's not Taco Bell's Cyclospora Baja Blast.
Credit to Lindsay Graham’s staff, for you know, actually reporting his death.
🎶 We are Lindsey Graham we carry the flame We'll ride in the golf cart, we'll honor his name We are Lindsey Graham, his courage our own Together unbroken, by the MAGA king's throne
Tom McAllister@tmcallister.bsky.social · 3w agoremember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket