Seeing shit like this makes me want to become The Joker, but apparently that role has been filled.
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 5mo agoburn it all down.
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Wait a second, where have I seen those sneakers before???
This stings because ChatGPT said my lo-fi beats sound like a 37 second long fart
Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.social · 5mo agoI can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
My "Not involved in human trafficking" press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by press conference.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 5mo agoWASHINGTON (AP) — Melania Trump delivers statement at White House denying ties to Jeffrey Epstein and knowledge of his crimes.
I hate to hand it to the New York Times, but they've had this headline in place basically all day and they still haven't sanewashed it with "Trump Exhorts Iranian Leaders With Nontraditional Overtures" or some shit.
Also, I hear they love a good laugh at The Hague, so be sure to tell them all about your presidential pardons when your flight lands. Anyway, here's Ron Wyden with laser eyes.
Jon Steinman@jonsteinman.bsky.social · 5mo agoPro tip to Trump’s cabinet and enablers in Congress: “I was just following orders” is not a viable defense at a war crime proceeding.
I imagine those opposed would give the same answer today as back then: Whatever country lines up with your ethnicity. Yeah, I realize that’s stupid because one’s ethnic background can be complicated. They didn’t care then and they don’t care now, so they can offer a simpler version: “Not here.”
jamelle@jamellebouie.net · 5mo ago“We propose to settle all the difficulty of the Dred Scott Decision by putting it into the Constitution. If a man is not a citizen of the country in which he is born, in God’s name of what country is he a citizen? If he may not live there, where has he a right to live?“
At some point, I decided the name for the hypothetical most unappetizing item on a restaurant menu would be “protein power bowl.” I couldn’t describe the hypothetical food itself, except that it would contain no meat. So where is the protein coming from? Probably something gross.
lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 5mo agowhen we finally defeat the proteinmaxxers and make food normal again only Robert Irvine's Fit Crunch will be spared
Frankly I don’t really see much of a point in bringing Christianity to the moon if there’s no local population to brutalize and enslave.
William B. Fuckley@opinionhaver.bsky.social · 5mo agoSorry but you are way too humanities brained if you think space colonization is problematic because earth colonization was often accompanied by bad stuff. There are no people on the moon. The bad things involving colonization were the things they did to people living there. There are no people there
RIP pam bondi you would have loved having a soul you heartless fucking ghoul
If this gets made into a movie, @prufrock451.bsky.social would be completely justified if he also tried to lay siege to a Bass Pro Shop.
Jason Kirk@jasonkirk.fyi · 5mo agoTerm limits is a concept that is very appealing to dumb people who love easy answers and don’t like to think very hard.
The Rooster@rooster.info · 5mo agoTerm limits destroy institutional knowledge and create a constant churn of amateurs who need to learn how to legislate. It empowers corporate interests, which is why they push the issue.
If you outlaw the Democratic Party, then only outlaws will be Democrats, and frankly the Democratic Party has way too many hall monitors for that to ever work.
Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 5mo agoRight-wing commentators James Kunstler and Eric Metaxas suggest that Trump needs to declare a national emergency and outlaw the Democratic Party: "I think it would probably look something like a civil war." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
I really wish he gave it another shot in '04. Kerry didn't truly excite people, and the swiftboating didn't help, but there were at least 46 electoral votes that could have easily swung the other way, and Kerry only came up 20 short. Ohio alone would have flipped it.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 6mo ago"You're 77 years old. Spring chicken — two years younger than Trump; younger than Biden. Maybe one more walk around the block?" "I'll give serious reflective thought to what you've said, Tim." Tim Miller and Al Gore discuss the prospect of a Gore 2028 run.