Really disappointed with the Avatar Seven Havens trailer, I've been a loyal avatar fan for 20 years and as a 30 year old fan, I'm unhappy that Nickelodeon would turn its back on me and make a show for preteens instead

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social please enjoy this storytelling masterclass, this emotional voyage, this impeccable sense of pacing and timing

I don't get what everyone is laughing about, the most recent FIFA peace prize winner is always on the podium with the world cup winners

Rav@rvbdrm.com · 2w ago

LMAO

Texting my dog and telling him to get the mail

What if I started playing factorio again? Sure I have a backlog of RPGs but it'll always be there waiting

Guards! Send him to the labyrinth, and make sure he doesn't have any string this time

It's called stir fry because you stir in the cold food fry out hot eat the food

The amount of times I sit down at my desk in a single day and type the word "adnub" is becoming embarrassing

Someone text my dog tell him I'm on my way home

If the trump/Pope feud continues, we're 3 days out from trump dropping a vague comment about how it's strange no one has challenged the sovereignty of Vatican City

I am as they say, posting through it

The response from every dem senator and congressman today is driving me nuts, it's complacency driven from what? Assumptions that they're going to win the midterms? Stepping up now is overplaying their hand? Loudly losing at trying to stop what's happening will spend their finite political will???

Looking forward to calling fetterman again today so he can release another statement telling me to give the president more grace or whatever

He's just doing the dril tweet. It's a ratings test before going to the war room later this evening so he can make the decision at prime time

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 4mo ago

God help us.

This is incredible.

Merrymac Farm Sanctuary@merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

The only thing funnier than it happening tonight is if it happens tomorrow

Posting recession

James Ball@jamesrball.com · 4mo ago

I tend to get dogpiled every time I say this but: as someone *who likes bluesky and benefits from being here* we have a problem. The network is shrinking, not growing. It's shrinking a lot: only about 1.1m people a day even like a post. This time last year it was 1.6m.

Today, I am April's Fool

68° yesterday

why did we even domesticate peeves

They did it, they really made a game that was "what if you could play slay the spire again for the first time"

Who up slaying they spire 2

Not today, Big Red Lever on the warehouse floor

“Why is AI helping me write a song or tell a story? Send some shit through a black hole; do something that we can’t do. Or dig a ditch; do the shit we don’t want to do. Why is it coming after the stuff that we essentially need to do to be human beings?” www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Gore Verbinski Sounds Off on AI as He Launches ‘Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die’

The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ filmmaker is back after nearly a decade, and is ready to skewer how technology has taken over our lives (even more) in that time: “Why is AI helping me write a song or t...

hollywoodreporter.com

Maybe if I refresh the tracking information my package will come faster

Checking with the host of the super bowl party I'm going to and realizing there are gonna be so many meats but no ferments at all. It's 2 PM already, there's no way there are still any at the store... I don't have time to make any, this party is going to be a disaster

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6mo ago

RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."

Guy who recently ramped up his human trafficking operation: "we are experts in dealing with children"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6mo ago

Bovino: "Here in the US Border Patrol, I will say unequivocally that we are experts in dealing with children"

Guy who thinks a ghostwriter is when an autobiography about a dead person is published posthumously