My Grandma used a kitchen utensil to apply some bronzer, and it all happened in a small village near Loughborough -Nanpantan? No, she used a spatula

The hill I’ll dye on

I have a plot all ready to go about fracking on Wimbledon Common awakening giant kaiju Wombles.

Neon Genesis Ewangelion@ewacat.bsky.social · 4d ago

I think what we need - what we all need - is for someone to do a big budget Pacific Cloverfield Godzilla Rim Minus One movie where some big fuck-off furious lizard smashes up London

Just saw a thing where a director talked about taking out sex/nudity because audiences don’t want to see it. Here’s an idea: fuck the audience. I’m the chef & they’ll eat what I serve them and like it. *The audience* knows what they want? Why don’t you let a toddler drive a car next?

Half way up a mountain in Wales, among thousands of bits of slate, I happened to spot this. Good work, kid.

This is what I always think.

Gef the Mollygoose@gefthemongoose.bsky.social · last wk.

I'm not an economist, but surely if PROFIT is what you make after costs - and the oil companies have made RECORD PROFITS because of the Iran war, then what was the practical non-profit reason for the oil price increase? That's not me being conspiratorial, genuinely can someone explain

One of your ancestors came from a village in North Wales -Maenan? No, your grandad.

A lot of people today talking about an awful person who died but i want to make everyone aware of a good person who died: Northern Irish comedian Jimmy Cricket, who you should all look up if you don’t know. 10/10 all around wife guy, dad, granddad, and just a generally solid person

Do you know what would help us avoid “harms” to children from future lockdowns? Not having an education system that treated itself as a race. ”Getting shoved out the end with as many GCSEs as possible” is not actually an ethos.

It’s also why the first three or four months after 7 October was relentless campaigns of screaming hate at anyone likely to speak out against destroying Gaza. It had to be made clear to everyone, including prominent well-to-do types, that *everyone* who spoke up would get fucked. No exceptions.

This is why it’s helpful to have credentialed establishment figures making the same points: because the likes of Andrew would chuckle his way through ten thousand lower-order scum getting arrested but shits his loafers when the same thing happens to a good sort of chap who went to the right school.

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HappyToast@happytoast.co.uk · 2w ago

This has really pissed me off, if you're in the area and can afford it go and give the cafe owner some money to help fund the kids meals. And if he refuses buy yourself a nice coffee and tip him as much as you can. Fuck Reform taking food from kids in need. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

We go live to Suffolk embracing Mediterranean life ...

Ketan Joshi@ketanjoshi.co · 2w ago

It is putting it mildly to describe these people as a death cult.

So committed to the bit that they're both-sidesing being burnt to death

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

Am I having a stroke or is this a real show?

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w ago

TV tonight: Tinie Tempah’s popular house extension series returns

The new Prime Minister is writing a "10-year plan" for the UK. The arts & culture MUST be part of it. I've signed @campaignforthearts.org's petition urging @andyburnham.bsky.social to revitalise the arts – to revitalise the whole nation 🌱 Join me: www.campaignforthearts.org/petitions/10-year-plan/

Prime Minister – put the arts in your 10-year plan for the UK | Campaign for the Arts

Sign our petition urging the UK Government to build a country where the arts are available from childhood, accessible to all and thriving everywhere.

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R.I.P. Bill Oddie.

Oh no, sad news. Only one Goodie left! And who will put their hands all over Madonna's body now? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Bill Oddie: The Goodies and Springwatch star dies at 85

His agent pays tribute to the "multi-talented" broadcaster, comedian and conservationist.

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www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... Look at this fucking stupid bastard

The hill I will die on: Breakfast cereal is for babies – I eat salad in the mornings, like a grownup | Jacq Kelly

There’s no way I could get by on a bowl of Coco Pops – give me sliced tomatoes and cucumber every time, says Toronto-based writer Jacq Kelly

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Just finished a heart-warming book about a removal company. It really got to the heart of what these people do for a living. Moving stuff.

They respond “it’s all an Establishment stitch up”. Others say this bunch of grasping millionaires ARE the Establishment. In reality they are worse. Their greed is unmoderated by the desire for respectability & their views are too abhorrent even for the Establishment. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Police investigate donations by Richard Tice company to Reform UK

Britain Means Business, owned by the party’s deputy leader Richard Tice, made two donations of £250,000 in the run-up to the 2024 general election.

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Cancel all data centres, stop unnecessary flights, ban golf courses from watering their greens, do everything to stop this now. There's no point having capitalism if everyone is on fire. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...

Spanish PM warns of 'complex hours' ahead as wildfires displace 270,000 in Spain and France - follow live

Nearly 200,000 people have been evacuated in south-western France, while Spanish officials say a blaze near Madrid is "beyond the capacity" of firefighters.

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AI event flyers are ruining my life cause I didn't know I had so many friends with bad taste

How will Johnny Depp get into character as a terrible man with a litany of evil deeds?