Misread "America's tick problem" as "America's lick problem" and thought "I clearly don't understand the hazards involved in this."
Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service)
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Trying really hard to get to the utopian future Gene Roddenberry showed me as a little kid. Neutral Good. “Conatus es pausa et denuo initus?” Network engineer, husband of @drru.bsky.social, dad, fashion disaster. He/Him/Hi!
Let’s see. You have one woman’s name in your screen name, and another in your @handle. Your pfp is a model who doesn’t quite show her face. Your banner pic is a generic horizon somewhere. Your total of 3 posts are just news reposts. You follow 9 million people and are followed by 12. Bot or no?
thinking about how pelicans would probably be toilets in the flintstones universe and getting so depressed i get catatonic
“I'll stir fry you in my wok.” — DJ Ad-Rock, speaking to a fresh bok-choy.
The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
CrazyMyra@outonthemoors.bsky.social · 2w agoThe best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
Is it Wednesday? Okay, happy Wednesday, Bsky! The weekend approaches.
NEW: Research from DTEX shows that North Korea’s IT worker scheme funds Russia’s war effort cyberscoop.com/north-korea-...
North Korea's IT worker scheme funds Russia's war effort
DTEX researchers found a series of transactions in a payment wallet showing North Korean IT worker salaries flowing into sanctioned entities that support the regime’s military programs.
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ICESTAPO Hasn't Said Who Shot Johan Sebastian Guerrero, But Independent Research Groups and Local Activist Organizations Say So........👇
This statement makes it seem more likely to me that he actually does have sex with couches.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3w agoVance: "I've never seen a single bit of credible evidence that the President of the United States engaged in wrongdoing with minors, ever."
These talking points come from "Unhumans," endorsed by JD Vance. It argues that the USA faces an existential communist threat. Therefore—cue Nazi theorist Carl Schmitt—we must declare a "state of exception" to save the country from...democracy. Danger ahead. www.thenerdreich.com/unhumans-jd-...
'Unhumans': J.D. Vance and the language of genocide
Trump's VP pick endorses the tactic of dehumanization
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Tom Joscelyn@tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 3w agoThis is complete insanity. But it’s their new apocalyptic talking point: that we are somehow on the brink of a communist takeover and we need them save us. And they use these end-times warnings as a pretext for power grabs.
It's bad, but it's better than, "Your mouth, Our flavor."
Sean Aitchison@sean8urson.bsky.social · 3w ago"You come up with a slogan for the ice cream shop?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin haunting just like you asked." "what"
Please let “RFK and The Age of Diarrhea” be a course at medical schools in 20 years.
I wonder if he will be checked for polonium or Novichok or whatever that compound is… he had a bill ready to increase tariffs against Russia
HP Lovecraft probably had a terrible time doing sexy talk in bed. “Aww, yeah, you…uh…tentacled minion of the darkest reaches.” <stops grinding> “What?”
Russian ‘air defenses’ in action.
I had my shit together enough to be nowhere near an angry bull bison this weekend. #livewell
what they learned from minneapolis was not “don’t do this again” but “keep it quiet next time”
Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 4w agoReminder: Memphis is still “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Task force members have reportedly killed at least two people in four days.
I will pay an extra couple of dollars a tank not to buy from someplace selling “freedom fuel.”
Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc Not just pretty words.
Morticia Addams: Happy Halloween Tea
ALT: Morticia Addams: Happy Halloween Tea
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"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.
So while up to his eyebrows in the diaper he was ordered to distract us from McConnell.
Of all the options I had imagined, brief and sudden illness wasn’t that high on the list. Sometimes less imagination is just as satisfying.
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them