Berto

@robhern.bsky.social

Theatre geek. Horror fan. Comic book nerd. Constantly hangry. Cat dad. Collector of records. 📸: bertobob13 🐦: DryBertini

happy national underwear day, queers - quote this post with your undies pics pls and thanku Fuck it 🤷🏻‍♂️

I randomly have a medley of “Monday, Monday” (The Mamas & The Papas) and “All I Wanna Do” (Sheryl Crow) stuck in my head. As far as I know, no such medley actually exists but my brain has decided to blend these two songs together.

I should be asleep, but I woke up from a dream in which I envisioned an entire romantic limited series starring Tom Holland & Zendaya as star-crossed soulmates. Does someone have Mr. Hollywood’s number? I’ve got a story for them.

Spider-Man: Brand New Day just ended and MY GOD. The amount of crying I did throughout this movie. Holy shit. Spider-Man 2 was the benchmark, but I think this may have surpassed it.