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We really should have gone to greater lengths to be loudly disgusted by anyone who acted like getting a shot or wearing a mask to prevent the spread of a pandemic virus was worse than being conscripted into the First World War

Blue Bottle Games, as a policy, does not use generative AI. It's something we've discussed as a team, weighing the pros and cons, and ultimately, we decided it was not for us. Recently, while chatting with a colleague, she mentioned it was useful hearing our reasoning. So: Sharing time! 1/12

Are roguelikes indeed infinitely replayable? Let us plot the % of Steam reviews over the given playtime. Can you guess which #roguelike or #roguelite has the highest curve? Read this thread to find out, repost if you did not guess! Curves drawn until they depict <10 outliers. Data from January.

Caves of Qud, Rogue Fable III, Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, Path of Achra, HyperRogue, Moonring, Hades, Noita, Balatro, Elden Ring Nightreign

Some thoughts as folks start writing: This essay jam is open to everyone! And we do mean everyone, whether you're a critic, designer, player, or someone randomly coming across this post on the Bluesky discover tab! All we ask is that your blog is at least somewhat related to the prompt.

Critical Distance | Where’s all the good writing about games?@critdistance.bsky.social · 2w ago

Good morning readers and writers! We are starting a new essay jam today that'll run until August 19! We're calling it the Blogs of the Round Table: Friendslop Jam! Check out the details here: critical-distance.com/2026/07/20/b...

If a team makes a game that gets great reviews and doesn't sell, that's a biz failing but the silver lining is you caught lighting in a bottle -- protect that team! It's worth its weight in gold. If you jettison the team but keep the biz people, I don't know what to tell you

First R-Rated movie I watched with my folks was The Exorcist and it gave me nightmares for a week. You know how Jaws made folks afraid of going in the water? I was afraid to go into my bedroom. The first I watched without any parental knowledge was Alien 3 at a sleepover. Much easier to handle.

Patrick Klepek@patrickklepek.bsky.social · 3w ago

Do you remember what *your* first R-rated movie was? I finally asked my mom (I couldn't remember), and she told me it was The Lost Boys when I was roughly the same age as my daughter (about 9). The movie traumatized her more than it did me, apparently