It would be utterly beautiful if Count Binface won. Just read the flyer and revel in its magnificence.
Count Binface@countbinface.bsky.social · 15h ago53,800 of these bad boys are landing in Clacton. Ain’t they beauts? #VoteBinface
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The biggest shake-up in PL history has happened and Everton FC are decent again. A "Great Honking Wool" who moved to rural Ireland, but not for the weather. A grateful brain tumour op survivor. A half-decent entrepreneur too. Blimey.
Count Binface@countbinface.bsky.social · 15h agoNo cheating. Post your lock screen. My son drew mine himself when he was 9. It says "I ❤️ my Dad"
Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra@captainflack.bsky.social · yesterdayNo cheating. Post your lock screen.
Found this pic of me from about 2008 at the Albert Dock. Anyone else remember the 'Lamb Bananas'? I'm pointing at St Helens btw. WOOL IS ME.🐑
So Everyon over spend £15m PL panel 10 point deduction reduced to 6 on appeal. Chelsea admitted making £47m in secret payments to unregistered agents and third-parties over transfers between 2011 and 2018 and get £10m fine for 74 breaches. Tell me it's not corrupt.
Lovely weather is ace, but when you gradually start running out of grass, creatures like these start to need a bit more care. The drought isn't so bad here in Ireland, but I'd not swap with those in England with animals this summer.
It's a bit like Everton fans. Those who totally lose their shit during preseason in red, and "experts" in blue. I'll die on this hill.
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol · 7d agoRepublicans hate scientists because facts don’t care about feelings.
Could your wish be about to come true @cbobblers1878.bsky.social ? Howe to Everton - Moyes off to manage the Jocks? Props to my main man @oggy72.bsky.social on this one.
Solitary brother Is there still a part of you that wants to live? Solitary sister Is there still a part of you that wants to give?
Kids just near gave me a HEART ATTACK! "Dad COME QUICK there's water running down the stairs!" "QUICK QUICK" I legged it and found this, along with two pre-teens and a wife pissing themselves laughing. School holidays eh. Bastards 😄
This is absolute genius. Beneath all silly manifesto points, lies a more serious issue, like cost of living and so on. Fuck you Farage. @countbinface.bsky.social is coming for your votes.
Count Binface@countbinface.bsky.social · last wk.Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
We were still under PSR pressure last season so thats finished now. Cost ratio is now in force so depends how much we can spend. What's our turnover etc? City have a turnover of 700m an us 200m. They are working on the commercial side as thats where we need to be better financially.
The bigoted thug who assaulted the security guard at the Muslim prayer centre in Dublin yesterday, goes by the name of Hearns Derekmark. Be an awful pity if he became famous for being a bigoted thug.
Every single one of my blades of grass, plants, bushes and trees right this very minute
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Cai Jones with an interesting take on how Everton will set up in 26/27 (as things stand) Pickford Rohl O'Brien Branthwaite Aznou KDH Garner George Hackney Dibling Beto youtu.be/IUdILmjBcq0?...
After Fake News we have Fake Statistic, the Far Right’s latest reality denier as they blubber and whine following the Home Office announcement that murders in England and Wales have fallen to their lowest level in 50 years.
We are months from Terminator, ai drones fighting ai drones, what could go wrong www.youtube.com/watch?v=sElR...
Ukraine’s robots making war with Russia like a videogame
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Just watched the first two episodes of Rafa Nadal's docu series on Netflix, and it's ace! Never knew he played nearly his whole career with a broken bone in his foot that wouldn't heal. A great watch.
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I used to work at Notre Dame but got the hump
Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra@captainflack.bsky.social · 2w agoI used to work at Allied Carpets but got laid off
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has offered to “roll out the blue carpet” for Canadian PM Mark Carney by inviting him to an Everton match Both men are fans of The Toffees
After years of being invited on every TV news channel and radio station, Nigel Farage has suddenly disappeared in the middle of a high-profile by-election campaign ... "Lest we forgot: Dictators never wish to face scrutiny" via The UK Against Hate
Boris sharing articles referring to Ed Miliband as the worst possible choice for Foreign Secretary. A reminder that when Johnson was foreign sec he was busted getting a blow-job under his desk, had Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe jailed in Iran & got drunk & "accidentally" attended a KGB house party
