Reuben Svelteroo

@roosvelte.bsky.social

secret kinky furry alt shh 28m ace, genuine aussie roo :3 🔞 21+ account, DM's always open if you like paw tf or trains

“Everybody has the choice of being a hero or not being a hero every day of their lives. You can either help somebody, be compassionate toward people, treat people with dignity, or not. One way you become a hero and the other way, you’re part of the problem.” - George Lucas 1/2

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i fuckin no-recipe vibed my way through making a cake without bothering to do any actual measuring (literally just creamed butter & sugar, added egg, milk, vanilla, mixed, added cocoa, flour, baking soda & powder), and the fucking thing is the best I've made in years what the fuck is this power

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Spaces for kids have been destroyed or re-worked into stores, adult spaces aren't allowed to be actually "adult" lest we anger the CC companies, and supposedly neutral spaces are full of gambling/porn ads, disinformation, and right-wing pipelines. An internet that is increasingly not for anyone.

the perils of being horny but ace but also kinky means the constant struggle to find Hot Furry Art That Doesn't Have Pnenis In It when most folks' feeds are launching fleets of red rockets. this analogy also lead my brain to create the sentence "would a nulge be sputnik" which, okay sure I guess

Image of the Sputnik-1 Satellite with a clip-art padlock poorly edited onto it

Down horrendous for my rubberskunk form... Need to get bullied by myself until I'm stuck as a permaskunk forever 🥴🥴🥴 Also!! Null erogenous crotches are super hot and even hotter when they're being teased like there IS something down there!! And then you stick a fat rubberskunk paw down there....