Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
joining forces with the 8 AM modelo tallboy guys to advocate for cupholders on NJ transit
accepted my offer at 60 btw. not my best work but i'll take it. $75 asking price.
rosalie 👍@rosalie2.bsky.social · 2w agojust opened an ebay listing and was like "hmmm.. i'll make an offer. $45 sounds good." and then i saw a banner on the top that said "seller declined your $45 offer" because i guess i already did that exact thing
just opened an ebay listing and was like "hmmm.. i'll make an offer. $45 sounds good." and then i saw a banner on the top that said "seller declined your $45 offer" because i guess i already did that exact thing
what’s crazy is it’s now playing at a theater I could walk to so if I had done nothing but complain I would’ve eventually been rewarded
rosalie 👍@rosalie2.bsky.social · 2mo agoliving in a walkable neighborhood makes you into suuuuuuch an asshole I’m genuinely annoyed at having to drive 11 mins to see coyote vs acme
the thing about going from this to this is you WILL forget where you came from, become insufferable and say things like “why isn’t that movie at playing of either of the theaters I can walk to from my house”
the fact they now have Health fresca and Poison fresca… the people yearn for Potions
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
when I saw history of concrete there were 2 old guys sitting next to me and one of them nodded emphatically and said “that’s right” when he said concrete and cement aren’t the same thing
there’s a certain advanced level of bus knowledge where you can identify it off which incorrect number is on the front. After that they let you drive the bus if you ask
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
g.h. kirsch@gh-kirsch.bsky.social · last mo.Let me see if I've got this right. The team of lawyers who stole an election in Florida, and gave W the presidency, are now the Scotus team at the center of the GOP theft of our democracy.
when the biog of a celebrity starts citing Lipstick Alley threads so you know the author is serious >>>>>>>
it's so funny to pretend monoculture still exists in 2026. they play kpop at my grocery store man I am not trying to isolate myself from pop culture I just do not interact with the same people are you
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · last mo.This kind of take made a Rolling Stone writer so mad they wrote a whole piece about it.
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
(me, an absolute fool, skimming some weird blogger's embarrassingly tedious harry potter fan fiction in 2010): I can safely say no one who reads this will ever become important
the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
overcame a 20 book deficit..... only had to watch the zohran knicks parade victory speech about 80 times to get here
living in a walkable neighborhood makes you into suuuuuuch an asshole I’m genuinely annoyed at having to drive 11 mins to see coyote vs acme
same person at the library requesting the blu-rays of both friday the 13th and sleepaway camp........ i know what you did last weekend (went to see sex & death at camp miasma)
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 28,1961
such a funny response to the relevance of your career declining. You cannot indoctrinate the children out of thinking Harry Potter is millennial cringe
The Bookseller@thebookseller.com · 2mo agoMore than 200,000 print editions and audiobooks of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone will be donated to schools, libraries and hospitals across the UK, US and other territories worldwide. Read more 👇
an anthem about the exhaustion and indignity of being working class performed for a literal palace…. It’s enough to drive you crazy if you let it
Charlotte Clymer@charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 2mo agoY'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.