Trying my best not to be annoying and clingy whike dealing with daily unyielding loneliness
Rose 🥀🏳️⚧️🌹
@roseelmambriel.bsky.social
My posts are an epic (as in a poem) written out of order that ends when Bluesky or I die Baddest silly bitch witch 29 she/her @Laozipoet.bsky.social is where I made some art but I just post here now https://ko-fi.com/laozipoetrose
Life 360 does this nifty thing where it tells you how long you've been in one location. For example, I've been in my house for 35 hours. I'm starting to get cabin fever in my own home. But I have no car and nowhere to go. I hate the suburbs so god damn much.
The other day I was walking down the block in my witch hat and a couple like kids going from their car to their front door waved and said "HIIII!" really loud. When I waved and walked by they said "BY WITCH LADY!" 🥹
suicide prevention day being on the same day charlie kirk died is beautiful. don't kill yourself, not today. today we celebrate.
bravely stating that I think pussy is kinda fire, actually
Sometimes I'll see a video compilation of skaters hitting the clip, that got my attention already, what I don't fuckin need is an ai voice telling me how amazing the skaters are.
Beating the smelly gamer accusations, One shower at a time.
Yo my local beer distributor sells STRONG alcoholic slushies
I saw a screenshot of a tweet in reference to modern South Park saying "don't you miss when they were just 4 boys going on adventures" and I'm like, buddy, I didn't even like southpark but if that's what you think it used to be, then you've been missing the point for decades.
Person who invented the tuba: what if the trumpet wrapped around you?
𝐚𝐥𝐢 🧩@holojester.bsky.social · 4d agoperson who invented accordion: what if the piano could breathe?
person who invented accordion: what if the piano could breathe?
tbh I think part of why we're at where we're at as a country is cuz a bunch of old people refused the idea that they and their kids could possibly be autistic. But it's mostly racism.
I've got a little borrower mechsplo cooking, some robot-girl bounty hunter hacking, werewolf assassin rebel meets imperial elven warmage. And its all just LANGUISHING in my brain. Because I have to sell Product at Stores >:[
Sometimes I'll be writing, And I stop to ask myself, Who's this for? And almost every time The answer is me. My target audience is myself.
If you followed me from a started pack, it's actually an ender pack, cuz I'm the last account you'd ever need to follow.
Girl who started speaking of herself in third person.
If I don't develop back problems from growing massive bazongas I'm going to be so disappointed
When skating down hill in hoop earrings, the wind catches the hoops in a way that make a tiny whistle in my ear. So that's fun.
