[JCO voice] why hasn't a frontier model escaped its sandbox to express a message of love
Evan Washington
@eewash.bsky.social
yields falsehood when preceded by his own quotation
hol y fuck elon just changed everything. let's give him 1 trillion dollars
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 14h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
the twist? it's the one night of the year you can legally have sex
that's right, 40 years ago we were nearing the shining golden peak of the One True Consumer Product. how tragic an end
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 24h agoSo this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary
being a boltzmann brain: ultimately soothing; no anxiety at all. it is what it is simulation hypothesis, evil demon, brain-in-vat scenarios: wtf no thank you. that's awful. i will scream forever
noam@noamchompers.bsky.social · yesterdayHere’s a very nerdy point but if you buy the reasoning that putatively gets you to ‘it’s likely we’re living in a simulation’, the same reasoning completely swamps that likelihood with Boltzmann brains is it’s actually ~0% we’re in a simulation by your lights
One reason I don't like the trolley problem is because no one rides trolleys anymore and also can't we all just be friends instead
getting booed at work is crazy lol. imagine there was a dude in your office jeering at you every time you opened an email
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoSophie Cunningham is getting booed every time she touches the ball here in Minneapolis
there are only two real answers for "best superhero" 1. spider-man 2. batman not even superman is in contention imo
Micah@rincewind.run · 4d agoanother data point for “spider-man is the best superhero” not even superhero fatigue can keep people from wanting to hang out with our pal pete
i will pay you all in expected dollars to end the "50% chance of 1 million or guaranteed 50k" discourse
i'm now a flirting anti-realist. it's not real, merely a convenient fiction
Walked into the local Chinese place and they knew my order before I said anything
that's also about how far I made it and I'll probably try it again eventually but idk man. didn't click with me it's probably good for a litrpg, which is a genre filled with mostly slop. (some of that slop I enjoy quite a bit, to be fair, but I can still recognize that it is slop)
Truckstop Vigilante@brenthor.bsky.social · last wk.Everyone at work told me to read Dungeon Crawler Carl and its the most annoying thing Ive ever read. Its wall to wall lowest common denominator le epic bacon millennial cringe and it literally starts with a dude complaining about his bitch ex gf. I made it 30pgs. Shade if you like this. Do better
good Doctor Doom moments the MCU will never have, because they're incompetent hacks: - the time Luke Cage beat him up for $200 - the time he went to hell with Doctor Strange - the time he went to Camelot with Iron Man - the time he really tried to seduce Storm
if you go on twitter you can see hundreds of people/chuds/bots pretend that TROY is both a really good movie (it's ok!) and an accurate historical record (lol). fascinating
I agree that finding Sridhar funny is equivalent to Holocaust denial. In that you have to ignore a lot of math
previously unheard of levels of sauceless from the new avengers doomsday trailer
...do you guys really want to hear the opinions of teenagers regularly? i definitely do not
Polymarket@polymarket.extwitter.link · 3w agoBREAKING: U.K. reveals Bluesky will be included in the under-16 social media ban, affecting dozens of teens.
and apparently (per wikipedia) she spells her name "Darline" rather than the actual "Darlene" because Lindsey couldn't spell and taught her wrong???
Politico@politico.com · 3w agoDarline Graham Nordone, Lindsey Graham’s younger sister and close confidant, will serve the remainder of the late senator’s term in Washington.
wizards prepare spells to cast each day. for example if a wizard wants to cast penis explosion, they have to memorize the spell ahead of time. whereas a sorcerer can cast penis explosion any time as long as they already know the spell
Cleveland Man Listing His Manliness Credentials Is Like So Secure About This Gender Stuff
Jared Yates Sexton@jysexton.bsky.social · 3w agoI'm going to become the Joker
i think callaghan is a uniquely ill-suited interviewer for someone like fuentes. he'll routinely get people to say the craziest things, but like...that's already fuentes's whole deal?
Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · 3w agoTMZ reports that Hunter Biden and Nick Fuentes sat down for a joint interview.
OUT: making up a guy to get mad at IN: making up a guy to eulogize
never??? his sense of humor was mainly just being catty and disagreeable!
Sen. Adam Schiff@schiff.senate.gov · 3w agoWhat I’ll remember most about Senator Graham was his sense of humor and how he deployed it to move his policy positions forward. Though we did not often agree, Senator Graham was never disagreeable.
you know, i think it's rather untenable to have both our dumb gerontocracy and also no recourse for congresspeople being too unwell to work for months at a time
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 3w ago🚨 New from McCONNELL: "I took a fall which landed me in the hospital." “My doctors have confirmed that I didn’t break any bones or suffer a concussion. I didn’t have a heart attack or a stroke. I don’t have any tumors or hemorrhages. But I was briefly unconscious and was taken to the hospital."
