Ransom

@rrransom.bsky.social

It's Ransom!

I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"

oops! haha. nearly clicked that link while the internet thinks i'm british. silly me! that's ADULT content! not for brits! teehee! one moment please. i must undergo a process that renders me dutch in the eyes of the web

"you're scaring the hoes" ENOUGH. do not project your own cowardice unto the hoes. I have heard their words and seen their deeds, and you besmirch both. die where you stand

in the late 2000s people used to say "the Internet is forever" meaning online evidence of wrongdoing never fades, but that turned out to be very wrong. this shit is mad ephemeral. I executed a family of six with a claw hammer in 2013 and there's no evidence because I uploaded the vid in flash player

embrace every part of yourself, and be proudly, authentically you, unless you're a little awkward once when getting rung up at a fast food restaurant. then it's over

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

*in the arms of an angel starts playing* every day a yetee artist is made to put katakana on a shirt design that really doesn’t need it. with just one phone call you can make a difference

charlie brown had four women express sincere romantic interest in him over the course of the 'peanuts' comic strip, two of which he even dated, and that's not even counting animated stuff. but i don't know how to express this as a point of discourse without calling a bunch of eight year olds "hos"

It's really too bad that Star Fox 64 was the perfect video game and Nintendo has no choice but to remake it because they can't possibly do better.