rstevens 🦆💨
@rstevens.bsky.social
Entrepreneur, Forest Bathing Guide, Mindfulness Mentor, Happiness Coach, Master Ancient Tibetan Singing Bowl Artist, Intuitive Self-worth Coach, Mindful Alchemist, Master of Bio-Energetic Medicine, Spiritual Thought Leader, Visionary, Lawncare Professional
my life would be hugely impacted if AI went away. it would change everything about how i live. i would be able to afford a computer with more RAM.
Who would win in a fight, Diarrhea Lettuce or Penny Shortage?
big news everybody, i held a hot dog eating contest alone in my house and i won the big boy trophy!!!!
do we know for a fact if Ewoks bury their poops like cats or just leave it out like dogs?
you can just melt butter onto cereal instead of using milk. nobody can stop you.
I know things are hard, but now more than ever it’s important to take the time to flip off every cyber truck you see
I need to win the lottery so I can Walt Whitman myself (withdraw from society but still do laundry at my mom's house)
porn stars used to get paid by check but now it’s all erect deposit
holy shit charli XCX covered trout mask replica from start to finish?? moonlight on vermont (on angel dust) is a remarkable reinterpretation of a classic
i bet adding video to podcasts is as responsible for data centers as AI crap is. let’s burn them both.
please tune in at 9pm tonight i will be doing a big live speech about how good a dollop of korean earl grey tea syrup is in pepsi