Rustie

@rustie.bsky.social

Sewer socialist technocrat. Infrastructure. Psephology. Shitposting. Long-suffering Blues fan. 🏳️‍🌈 but bad at it. He/him. Not a pigeon. Pōneke/Wellington, Ao/NZ

Captain Cook might have spent six months in a leaky boat, but thanks to the Interislander delays we'll be spending six years in a leaky boat (and lucky just to keep afloat).

I remember someone (possibly Cameron Bagerie?) describing this governments unifying them as a series of grumbles muttered into pints at the 19th hole. Recent hiring decisions bearing this out.

Is it too late for someone to parachute Pam Corkery onto their list? If we're digging around in the ashtray for 1990s retreads can we at least pull out one of the funnier ones?

Between things like InfraCom's National Infrastructure Plan, the Climate Commission's emissions and adaptation plans, ComCom's market studies, and MinReg's regulatory reviews we seem to have created an entire parallel public service whose job is to tell the main one what to do?

Welcome to Wrath Month. We have no rainbows and glitter and sideshows for your heterosexual children and drunk girlies in pink cowboy hats to enjoy. We just have the truth of the slide into fascism and who they came for first

My neighbor told me Winston Peters keeps eating his former Labour MPs. So I asked how many MPs he has and he said he just goes to the Koru Lounge and gets a new MP afterwards. So I said it sounds like he’s just feeding political hasbeens to Winston Peters and then his deputy started crying.