Ruz

@ruzrey.bsky.social

A sort of reformed programmer.

Cloudflare is down... I use UptimeRobot to monitor sites. UptimeRobot is also hosted on Cloudflare. It is VERY BROKEN right now. DownDetector is another useful tool for checking site availability. Also hosted on Cloudflare. DownForEveryoneOrJustMe... yep, hosted on Cloudflare. GOLLY THIS IS FUN!

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There's a gang in my area and they recruit members by threatening them with all kinds of punishments if they don't join. But enough about the church...

She: *sends photo of woman* She: What do you think? Is this pretty? Me: I guess. She has dead eyes, though. Like she's being forced into taking the photo, by financial circumstances or other sinister powers. Maybe sedated to get through the working day or-- She: The dress. I mean the dress. Me: Oh.😁

Listing AI-generated images for sale on stock photo libraries makes about as much sense as a bar deciding to offer pints of human piss for sale. Like, even if you want that, even if that's genuinely the thing you want, why on earth would you pay good money for it when you could just make your own?

"Sing us a song. You're the piano man. Sing us a song tonight. Well, we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feelin' alright" (insert tears, and excuses for those tears here) #BillyJoel FTW. He saved my sanity once, many many years ago...

@kevlin.bsky.social These LLMs are getting better, I have to admit I tried 'r's in 'strawberry' and 'w's in Mississippi with no trouble, so I tried asking "How many 'L's are there in 'floccinaucinihilipilification'?" and it said 3. I think that's right ;-) I think they've made a special case :-)

Output from Claude Sonnet 4.5 correctly
counting 3 occurrences of the letter L in floccinaucinihilipilification

@theaifix.show My "Would you trust a pigeon?" mug has arrived and been christened with coffee (Canadiano, natch). It's the larger 15floz size (can of pop for scale), the quality is superb and the coffee tastes even better than usual :-) What more could a reformed programmer ask for?

Black mug with The AI Fix logo, text "Would you trust a pigeon?" and a picture of a confused pigeon, next a can of cola, both sat on a laptop because the table is too untidy :-)