Ryan

@ryhio.bsky.social

I can do all things through spite which strengthens me.

I think this is fundamentally wrong but in an interesting way I will need to write about sometime. The key is a) consumers do not choose what is produced, or how, they choose between what is produced. This is a crucial difference

Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈@maxdubler.com · 3d ago

I think my most genuinely unpopular take is that a widely held and genuine consumer preference for cheaper, lower-quality goods, not private equity, is driving the decline in quality of consumer goods like clothing and housewares.

To any Democrat who wants to win in November: just say out loud that you don’t like data centers. It’s one of the few things most people agree on across party lines. This is a slam dunk.

How do I know data centers are bad? Because they’re mostly being built in rural areas. When rich people are telling you something is a great idea, but only want it built around YOU, they’re lying.

Chief Justice William Rehnquist was a segregationist. During his confirmation hearing, 10 witnesses offered evidence that he had participated in racial voter suppression. They were ignored because Reagan. John Roberts clerked for Rehnquist. In case anyone needs to explain today’s ruling.

Have we considered just telling the MAGA people in our lives that Trump already cancelled the election so there’s no need for them to vote?

Staying with family for Easter and I forgot only 2 of us in this house drink coffee. We’re in a small town so nothing is open today. Shout out to the neighbor who was out smoking and gave me a mug full of grounds to get me through the weekend. Your pity is appreciated.

Rank and file mainline Protestants are not liberal. They've never been liberal. They are moving increasingly towards the Republican party. Please stop saying "liberal mainline."

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Considering “Gulf of America” is its official government name now and all laws giving the Coast Guard jurisdiction over it call it the Gulf of Mexico, I think all crime is now legal on the Gulf because no one has the authority to stop you.

Americans will go on vacation to a place that isn’t a car sewer, walk and take public transit for 8-12 hrs. a day, notice a change in their health, and attribute it to “they must not have the Illuminati chemicals here”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2y ago

Ainsley Earhardt makes a case for RFK Jr: "When you go to Europe, the food is delicious. It's so fresh. And you don't gain weight if you eat a big bowl of pasta. So we want that to come here to America."

In case you had any hope left for humanity, while getting lunch I overheard a woman telling her friend about Dr Moreau and his experiments making human animal hybrids. I slowly came to the realization she thought the whole thing was real. My attempt to tell them it was just a book did NOT go well.

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy

The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

nytimes.com

I’m a nobody on here who barely posts and I’m already seeing more engagement. The influx of twitter refugees is going well.

Election Day should be a federal holiday. Not for any of the good, real reasons that would be helpful to everyone. But because in the first 15 minutes of my day today, it became clear none of us are getting any work done.

We had a vaccine clinic in the office today so I went ahead and got my flu and Covid shots. The whole time the “nurse” was telling me how kids get too many vaccines these days (based on what?). And that I probably don’t need a Covid vax since my blood is O+ (this is a lie). Faith in humanity: 0.

Nicholas Cage is to acting what Nickelback is to music. We all make jokes and pretend they’re terrible. But deep down, we’re all fans.

Joe Manchin leaving the Democratic Party due to “partisan extremism” with 24 hours of Trump being convicted of 34 felonies is the most “enlightened centrist” move I can imagine. Totally both sides, bro.

My wife while watching Immaculate: I don’t know if I can do this, man. Are they cloning Jesus? Like it’s Jurassic Park? Italian Tim Curry is building a Jurassic Park of Jesuses? This may be too dumb for me.

Checked into a cabin today and got a surprise buddy. I think she’s going to ride it out with me through the eclipse. Already a great vacation.

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