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Kotaku@kotaku.com · 5d ago

Double Fine now officially owns all of its games made under Xbox and their publishing rights. https://kotaku.com/psychonauts-dev-now-owns-all-its-games-publishing-rights-2000726713

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Been thinking abt making #Psychonauts based mental health posters for a while now. This is one of the funnier ideas I had in mind so obviously I made it first.

A poster featuring Coach Oleander on a camo background. He's pointing at the viewer, à la the famous Uncle Sam "I Want You" recruitment poster.
The poster's text is as follows:
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more #psychonauts stuff i'm oc posting again

Two original characters for the Psychonauts game series.

On the left is Dell Walffleur (pronounced like Wah-floore). They have blue skin and dark indigo hair styled into somewhat of a messy bob, with their bangs covering their eyes. They wear a white cableknit sweater with the sleeves cut off over a purple and black striped shirt, with sleeves so long that they easily reach past their fingertips. They also wear baggy grey jeans (a hole in one knee revealing purple and black striped stockings) and black sneakers. They're 14 years old and their psychic specialty is precognition. They're also talented at invisibility and telekinesis.
On the left is Nathaniel Foeposh (pronounced like Foe-posh). He has peachy orange skin (similar enough to a fair skin tone) and light blonde hair that's relatively neat but sticks up in some noticable places. His head is triangular and paired with his highset ovel eyes, long nose, and small mouth, makes his face look very long. He wears a sage green v-neck sweatervest over a white long-sleeve collared shirt, highwaisted brown corduroys, and black dress shoes. He's 16 years old and his psychic specialty is psi-shield. He's also talented at mental connections and telekinesis.

EGGSALAD🏳‍⚧🦇 5/5 Comm Slots @sageis-eggs.bsky.social · 4w ago

i have very evil ideas sometimes #psychonauts

A fully rendered artpiece of Augustus Aquato and Raz, based on the Russian realism painting 'Ivan the Terrible and his son Ivan' by Ilya Repin.

It depicts a theoretical scene of Augustus finding his son's brainless body (which would've happened likely shortly before the in-game Meat Circus level).
Augustus holds his son close to him, arm around his waist and a hand on his head, with a look of abject guilt and horror. Raz's body is still alive, but without his brain, he is essentially lifeless, staring blankly with clouded eyes. His body is limp and his helmet and goggles are discarded nearby on the ground. Both are lit by the moonlight from behind.

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Double Fine@doublefine.com · 2mo ago

Once again, Double Fine Productions will be an independent studio.

We're thankful to Xbox for seven great years together, and for working with us to reach an outcome which preserves our history and culture, and returns ownership of our games to us.

To everyone who reached out to us these past few weeks: Thank you for all your kind words, we've been deeply touched by your messages. We will share more soon on what comes next.

Your continued support is greatly appreciated,

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A shitty comic entitled "Shitty Deltarune Papyrus Comic"
Kris and Toriel are walking down the street. A textbox says "You ask your mom if you really have to do this." Toriel replies, "Cheer up, Kris. I'm sure Mr. Sans' brother is very excited to see you."
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Toriel spots Sans and his brother (Papyrus, obviously) in the distance. "Look! There they are now!"
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Sans and Papyrus are having a conversation between the two of them, with Papyrus messily fiddling with his scarf.
"Sans, this is a horrible idea."
"Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it."
"I mean it, Sans. Making friends is your thing, not mine."
"Don't sweat it, bro. You'll love Kris. They're a real scream."
"Sans, I haven't even met people on the internet who like-" Papyrus' dialogue is cut off from here.

The comic continues.
Papyrus' dialogue continues with him interrupting himself to scream, "Is that a human!" His proportions (and the proportions of everyone else in the frame) are way off to a comical degree as he points out Kris, who is barely in frame. Sans responses with a simple, "yep".
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Papyrus stands next to Kris, stomping his feet in glee. Kris stands there with their fists clenched awkwardly. Papyrus continues to speak with Sans, who is off screen.
"Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh! Wowee! A real human!"
"See? I knew you two would get along peachy. Told ya moving was worth it."
"But you never told be there was a human living here!"
"Eh, why spoil the surprise?"
A text box over Kris reads, "You are filled with discomfort." while Kris says, "oh my god bru" under their breath.

Toriel speaks with Sans, rather confused by his comment in the previous panel.
"I don't mean to sound presumptuous, Mr. Sans, but... How could you have possibly known about Kris before moving here?"
"What, you think I threw a dart at a map? Nah, I'm a renter."
Papyrus stands with Kris in the background, his hands on his hips. "You think that lazy bones would open a store of his own volition? He only runs the place because of his boyfriend-"
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The screen is split between Kris and Toriel as they both turn to face Papyrus (the viewer) shocked. "Boyfriend?" There is also a Live Soul Reaction box in the left corner (the soul has not changed at all).

Sans and Papyrus speak amongst themselves again as Toriel and Kris stand off to the sides, absolutely speechless.
"Yep, my boyfriend, Grillby, let me take care of the shop while he's on vacation."
"And you've been doing a terrible job! The place is closed half the time."
"Hey, it hasn't burned down yet."
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Kris and Toriel stand side by side. Kris prays to the Angel, "Oh, thank the Angel, he's not after my mom!"
Toriel responds to the situation, "Oh, how sweet of you." while thinking to herself, "Fuck, I missed my chance to bag a bisexual baddie!"

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Several drawings. To the right, a drawing of Sasha Nein, with the caption, “bisexual man or butch lesbian? you will never know” a little farther right. The top left is a doodle of Sasha telling Razputin, “Razputin, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of ‘Among Us’, Razputin? You’re going to need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be ‘sus’, but I know you can handle it, Razputin.” (This is a reference to the Rockstar Freddy Among Us meme).
The bottom left has several uncolored doodles of the Censors from Psychonauts, to fill up the empty space.

EGGSALAD🏳‍⚧🦇 5/5 Comm Slots @sageis-eggs.bsky.social · 3mo ago

pride month came with a new hyperfixation. i <3 my new transgender son #psychonauts

A drawing of Razputin Aquato, in his Psychonauts 2 outfit, posing in front of the transgender pride flag.

A drawing of Razputin, in this Psychonauts 1 outfit (which I actually kind of prefer), holding up a mini trans flag with his telekinesis.
It is worth noting that the mini trans flag in question is a png of a real object, not a drawing, for humorous juxtaposition.

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