ICE can target deez nuts

I'm always tired and it never seems to end 😭

Can we negotiate at a pumpkin patch?

Don't want me in the liquor store at 9am, don't have the liquor store open at 9am.

I shutdown all the time, government ain’t special

I've been tired since somewhere in 2009

Everyone should try smoking at least once

I've been tired since somewhere in 2009

Are cigarettes really bad or is that just another lie by the liberals?

Are cigarettes really bad or is that just another lie by the liberals?

It's 2025...why isn't the whole poptart frosted?

Change your vocabulary and stop using the language of the predator. 1. Underage woman = child 2. Sex scandal (involving children) = rape 3. Sex with child = child rape 4. Sex trafficking = rape trafficking 5. Pedophile = child rapist #opdeatheaters

This email has found me dead

The POTUS raped kids. Really no other way to explain it.

Why are Senate Republicans HELLBENT on preventing you from seeing who molested children?

MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET

Tax the church

I didn't even know Nick Adams was a real person. I swore it was a satire bot account. Ffs. WHAT ARE WE DOING

"American Dream" because you gotta be asleep to believe it

What amount of Benadryl meets the Hatwoman

I'm starting to believe I'm living in a fever dream. Literally no other way to explain the world.

I didn't even know Nick Adams was a real person. I swore it was a satire bot account. Ffs. WHAT ARE WE DOING

Your love for me may be temporary, but the disappointment you feel is forever.

This year is just end-to-end fuck-ups and bad news.

All gas. No brakes

Head of NASA goes from an actual astronaut to an MTV real-world contestant. Get me off this timeline please

Geez..now they have drop off bins?

The richest country on earth with the shittiest alert systems. Thoughts with all the families from Texas and New Mexico.

Tax the church

If churches are allowed to endorse political candidates, then they must also pay taxes.